Volume 2 : Issue 2
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Look out for the free KM competitions with this issue!!!!

HI  

Welcome to another cram packed issue of K.M. This issue is bigger and better with 9 pages.

Also I hope you like your free gifts of a 20p off merchandise voucher (not available for the internet version) and the competition booklet. This booklet is instead of the two competitions planned for this issue.

And that’s not all, if you look through the pages of this issues K.M. you’ll find the results of the questionnaire, not to mention all the club members names printed on one of the great pages towards the back of this issue.

Lastly let me say that this issue is your last chance to order the majority of the merchandise. Although a few basic items like books and posters may still be available.

Enjoy the issue

Anton Benson

TQ Space.... This issue we have a dungeon rap

Rap by Clare Coley of Chesterton in Staffordshire, 'The Quest' - Vol. 1, Issue 3

The winner of issue 2’s word search competition is KEVIN SUTTON. He should have received his prize of Knightmare goodies by now. Kevin who isn’t a great Knightmare fan sent in a daft joke below. Q. What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with a dungeoneer? A. A black eye!!

Antony Venet sent in the drawing of Lord Fear below.
He also sent in Kersplat who he thinks would make a good new Knightmare character.

[Picture would not scan in properly - Sorry!]

Here is a Knightmare joke, which I just had to put in this issue.

Q. What is Pickles middle name
A. Lille of course

  A question I forgot to put in last issues questionnaire was this.

Would you like a general mag to go out to club members as well as Knightmare mag?
Let me know. First one out the hat wins a Smirkenoff poster.

Please remember that I no longer stock merchandise. This is just the products that were available at the time the magazine was originally released.

Mail Order

Please remember that I no longer stock merchandise. This is just the products that were available at the time the magazine was originally released.

• Knightmare T-Shirt with Frightknight logo

• Knightmare books 
  (Lord Fears Domain, The Dragons Lair, The  Forbidden gate and The Sorceress Isle)

• Knightmare mugs.... In royal blue with silver logo

                       .... Limited edition

• Complete set of signed black and white photographs.... (series 5-8)

• Knightmare Boardgame

• T-shirts

• Knightmare TT cards & series 8 TT cards

• Squeaming bookmarks

• Knightmare homemade cassette

• Posters

TREGUARD'S TOP 10 TV PROGRAMMES

10    Brookside
09    You Bet 
08    Corrination St
07    Scratchy & Co   
06    Animaniacs
05    Eastenders
04    Tomorrow People
03    One foot in the grave
02    The Crystal Maze
01    KNIGHTMARE

     
LISSARD'S HOROSCOPES

VIRGO August 24 - September 23.... Don’t let the bad weather let you down. If it’s raining cats and dogs, look on the bright side. Hailing a taxi is much worst.

LIBRE September 24 - October 23.... This months an excellent time for you to take up a new hobby. How about stamp collecting? You can always give it up if you can’t stick to it.

SCORPIO October 24 - November 22.... Do things differently this month. It’s wonderful to be alive. See the sun rise. Do not be put off by people saying they’ve seen the kitchen sink.

SAGITTARIUS November 23 - December 22.... You’re a lively, friendly person, and you like to receive a warm reception wherever you go. Why not join the fire brigade?

CAPRICORN December 23 - January 20.... You need to think of yourself a little bit more. If you’re feeling sick and dizzy, spend less time doing good turns.

AQUARIUS January 21 - Febuary 19.... A terrible thing might happen to you this month: for example, you might swallow your pen; so just in case keep a spare one handy!

PISCES Febuary 20 - March 20..... Try not to be so pessimistic. Remember, if things go wrong there’s always something you can count on - your fingers!!

ARIES March 21 - April 20.... If you are feeling lethargic and out of condi­tion, this is a good time to take up a new sport. Why not try football? You should get a kick out of it.

TAURUS April 21 - May 21.... This month you’ll be feeling cool, confident and ready for anything. This is just as well, because you are going to lose your pocket-money, stub your toe and find a creepy-crawly in your sock.

GEMINI May 22 - June 21.... If people start referring to you as the toast of the town, its not because you’ve suddenly become very popular-you’ve just been sitting in the sun to long! You’ve been warned.

CANCER June 22 - July 23.... People think of you the way they think of the sea. It’s not that you are wild, reckless and romantic - You just make them sick.

LEO July 24 - August 23.... Healthy eating is a must for this month. Give up guzzling doughnuts and you’ll feel a hole lot better.

QUESTIONNAIRE RESULTS

In amongst the packed pages of issue 2 was a short questionnaire. As no prize was offered and it was specifically asked for all questionnaires to be completed and returned, I was quite pleased to receive just under half (7) back. Here are some of the results, although there is not room for every little detail.

Q1. HOW WOULD YOU RATE K.M.?

Well we got a few answers to this one including 4/5, two 9/10’s two goods a very good and an O.K. From this I can tell that some of you think the magazine could be better.

Q2. IS THERE ANY OTHER ARTICLES YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN K.M.

Well according to you, lots, here and they are lots more competitions; that ones sorted - just look at your free gift!, better and more cartoons; What do you think of this issues?, letters; well-its up to you to send them in! How do you make things to do with knightmare; that’s one of next issues articles, Lissards/Majidas horoscopes; see the new article in this issue, a puzzle page; yet again another one solved- What do you think of Pickles puzzles?, a page with Knightmare characters, pictures and features; aren’t the profiles good enough for you? And finally, jokes other than Knightmare ones; I’ll see what I can do about that one- but for now you send some in to start us off!

Q3. WOULD YOU LIKE MEMBERSHIP CARDS?

This one gave a definite answer YES!!! Look out for it in issue 4 of K.M. (Vol 2 Issue 3).

Q4. WOULD YOU LIKE A MEMBERSHIP PACK?

Another definite YES!!! , details in issue 4 of K.M. (Vol 2 Issue3).

Q5. WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT IN YOUR MEMBERSHIP PACK?

Here are some of the answers: a short book, posters, rubber and sharpener, chocs, other stationary, bookmarks, leaflets, sweets and membership cards. You’ll get your membership card in issue 4 or Vol 2 Issue 3 not in the membership pack and don’t people like badges, stickers, signed autographs of Knightmare characters anymore?

Q 6 - 7.  WOULD YOU MIND PAYING FOR K.M. AND HOW MUCH?

Only 5 of the 7 want to pay for K.M. and they would pay either l0p, 20p 25p or 40p if they paid at all while others just said ‘not much’.

Q8. WOULD YOU PREFER TO PAY TO BE A MEMBER?

2 of the 7 wanted to pay to be a member!

Q9. YOUR OPPINION ON QUESTIONS 6-8 INC.?

Some people just left the space empty where as others said things like: Don’t like the idea of paying, they prefer too pay about 40p to be a member and not to pay for each issue, and someone said if the mag had more pages they’d pay up to 40p because the mag is great and the photo copiing must cost me. I’ll let you into a little secret, it doesn’t.

Q10. WOULD YOU LIKE TO OWN KNIGHTMARE ON VIDEO?

Only 1 of the 7 said yes. Due to this the Knightmare on video article has been postponed till a later issue, but this issue is still as good if not better.

Well thanks for taking up your time on the questionnaire. By the way I have awarded a prize for the best questionnaire to Antony Venet, even though originally no prize was offered.

Club Members

Well after a few requests for club members names to be printed, I took up the opportunity in this bumper edition of K.M. 

Present Members

• Saul Peters

• Mark Berry

• Barry Goldman

• Antony Venet

• Jonathan Mack

• Kevin Sutton

• Matthew Mickler

• Andrew Cain

• Richard Rapperport

• Benjiman Black

• Simon Nadler

New Members

• Ben Wallace

• Phillip Reeve

• Bhima Logan

• Zoheb Agha

Now all club members can say they’ve had their name printed in K.M.

Next Issue, Out for the Christmas hols

• Get your free membership cards

• Details on your long awaited membership packs

• More FREE gifts

• More of your ideas for new articles

• All the regular features

• What will happen in part two of the great story strip

• Results of the K.M. Competitions from this issue

• Plus lots more

The Great Story Strip

In Knightmare Castle, Treguard and Majida are spying on Lord Fear only to find he has bigger and badder enimies (Including ‘Bones’ and ‘Kersplat’).

Treguard tells Majida to hurry up and get the first dungeoneer of the quest season.

Majida picks up the staff and rushes to the door where she cracks the staff into the door and cries “Enter Stranger”. There is a flash of blue light and 4 boys enter.

The dungeoneer is called Dave and his guiders are Ben, Nathan and Paul. 

Dave is equipped with the Knapsack, Eye shield, reach wand and finally the helmet.

The gate is opening, the visor closing. Treguard tells Dave his quest is for the crown.

Dave enters the dungeon and finds out he is in a sewer pipe, as he moves forward, he is greeted by a mysterious monk.

TIME OUT!

Motleys Profile

Name                                                Motley

Occupation                                        Jester of the Knightmare dungeon

Fancies                                              Stiletta

Favourite Joke                                   What goes Woof Tick, Woof Tick?

                                                          A Watch dog

Levels he appears in                           1, 2 and 3

Age                                                   21

Took over being jester from               Folly

Big Thanks

A huge thanks to club member Jonathan Mack who recorded series 7 of Knightmare for me off cable (Sci-Fi Channel). You may like to know Knightmare is now on, on a Sunday morning at 10AM.

So thanks Jonathan.

Pickles Puzzles  

Treguard's old helper Hordriss’ daughter Motley fancies her Like feet, but on the other side of your body Leader of the opposition Old leader of the opposition

Fill in the clues across and the shaded column gives the name of another Knightmare character

TRUE OR FALSE

1.    There have been 5 series of Knightmare.

2.    Knightmare has won an award for best kids TV show

3.    Knightmare has been shown on channel 4

4.    At least one Knightmare character has been in every series

Are there more K’s or M’s below?

Answers next issue

K.M 1 Giveaway 

I have found two spare copies of issue 1 of KM. If you would like one, put KM 1 GIVEAWAY on a piece of paper and send it with your entries. First two out of the hat after the closing date wins.

Knightmare Competitions

Please note that apart from The Caption Comp, Design a causeway, and Knightmare Goods Galore competition, all the competitions in this section are now closed. The three that are open no longer offer prizes, but feel free to submit entries, and if they are good I will include them in an internet edition after issue 5.  

Questions

Answer 2 of the 3 questions. First person pulled out the hat wins Knightmare Top Trump cards.

1.                  Who am I talking about: Music to wake him, fire to feed him?

2.                  Grippa and Rhark are

a) Miremen

b) Goblins, or

c)    Skeletrons

3.                  Name one of snapper Jacks two main wishes?

Caption Comp

Write out what you think Lord Fear is saying. The most suitable answer wins 2   s‘q’eaming bookmarks. One of them Lord Fear, the other, the Brollichan.

Anagrams

Solve 4 of the 6 anagrams to win. The anagrams are of Knightmare characters. 2 first prize winners will be drawn out of a hat to win 2 s‘q’eaming bookmarks and a pen. 1 runner up will just receive the pen.

Also note, the letter in brackets is the first letter of the characters name.

1.         ssd ylhna    (S, H)

2.         drategu             (T)

3.         lepcki               (P)

4.         raef ldro      (L, F)

5.         ssidral               (L)

6.         amadji              (M)

Giveaway

If you enter, the first 10 out of the hat will win either a s‘q’eaming bookmark or,  a pencil.

The Lord Fear Bargain

In issues 1,2, and 3 of KM there has been a small picture of Lord Fear. Send them in.

If you send in :-

1.                  You get a sticker set

2.                  You get a pencil

3.                  You get a s‘q’eaming bookmark.

Design a Causeway

There have been many causeways in Knightmare since series 5. Now design your own. The most witty and puzzling entry wins a set of Knightmare Top Trump Cards. A runner up will win 2 pens.

Knightmare Goods Galore Competition

This issues goods galore contains                      3 pens

                                                                        A set of Top Trump cards

                                                                        2 s‘q’ueaming bookmarks

                                                                        2 sets of stickers

                                                                        A KM merchandise voucher for 20p

                                                                        A Knightmare, the new series poster

To win write about 10 lines of how you would get through an adventure in the Knightmare dungeons. Meet at least 1 character and make as much happen as possible. The most funny and interesting entry wins.

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