The top ten reasons why you know 
you're obsessed with Knightmare
by Martin Odoni

You know you're getting obsessed with Knightmare...

...when you invite someone round to dinner and insist they answer a riddle correctly before letting them eat anything....

...when you've got a sore throat and you try to cast a CURE spell to get better...

...when you're accused of lying and answer "I can't believe I said that, what a fibber I am!"...

...when you start describing in close detail the contents of the room to someone who can see it perfectly clearly for themselves...

...when you respond to someone else's virulent illness with the words "A danger to life force present"...

...when you and your family get in the car and you cry "Brace yourselves! The end of the tunnel's up ahead and the car just won't sto-o-o-o-o-opppp!!!!"...

...when you get lost on a day out and you tell someone in your party to hold up the Eye-Shield...

...when you put an upturned mixing bowl on your head to block your view and demand your girlfriend give you directions out of the room...

...when you watch a bad news report on TV and you say "Oooooh nasty"

... when you catch yourself coming to a full stop on the street corner and then sidestepping down the adjoining street.