Interactive Knightmare RPG -
Season 2
Session 14 - 10.12.00
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<Treguard> is
the host (Adam Battersby), <Majida> is the
assistant |
<Treguard> My, I hadn't expected you here, for I thought that you'd all left and given up hopes of anyone ever beating my dungeon. Fear not, for there is still time for a couple of die to be cast. What happens during that time is what's important.
<Treguard> How can I forget. Anyway, Majida, since you have the memory of a fish with amnesia, I'll give you a reminder of what happened last week. <Majida> Erm, yes, that would help. Hey and listen, next time the camera uses this shot, tell them to back off a little bit, I aint in the shot! <Treguard> Oh, you always wanted to have the main part. Well anyway, here's that progress report I promised you. Ah yes, and for you watchers too. Naturally. <Treguard> Three from your realm tread the path <Treguard> But now Medusa is their foe,
<Treguard> <<<<new time limit - 4 minutes?>>>>> <Treguard> you hold it up
<jeanna> walk to portal <Treguard> k <Treguard> you exit
<Treguard> I want a token or you to die! * jeanna offers necklace <Treguard> "I see that you do indeed carry the token. Very well. You may pass. But, for your sake, I hope that we never cross paths again. Farewell! <jeanna> walk to right portal <Treguard> k
<Treguard> SEPTEMBER. A different situation is given for each of the 4 questions. If you don't get all of these correct, the eliminator will swat you with a 20 Megawatt Fireball! I'm sure you understand all that perfectly eh? <Treguard> And the best part is that you have 45 seconds per question! Go! <Majida> We've lost many teams here, so be careful and be fast! To speed up your answer, a good idea is to set each person in your team one of the parts in the question. <Treguard> The first question is <jeanna> WEd - 1 is tuesday <Treguard> -1 , +2 <Treguard> Wednesday, 01:00 <Treguard> 40 seconds left <jeanna> 1+2=3 <Treguard> 30 seconds <Treguard> 20 seconds <jeanna> TUESDAY AT 3.00 <Treguard> CORRECT <Treguard> Phew, just in time too!
<jeanna> Z <Treguard> 35 <jeanna> Mrach WEd Z <Treguard> CORRECT <jeanna> MARCH WED Z <jeanna> February
<Treguard> 25 <Treguard> 20 <Treguard> 15 <jeanna> Wed <Treguard> 10 <jeanna> FEB D WED <Treguard> CORRECT <Treguard> 1 question left!
<Treguard> 20 <Treguard> 15 <Treguard> 12 <Treguard> QUICK TEAM! <Treguard> 10 <Treguard> 9 seconds left <Majida> Hurry! <Treguard> 5 <Treguard> 3 <Treguard> 1 <Treguard> TIME OUT! <jeanna> f**k off <Treguard> but you were too slow <jeanna> that is no time to think <Treguard> did you know the answer? <jeanna> f**k off <jeanna> off course i did
<Majida> Oh, I hate it when that happens. Treguard, this Evil one just keeps on making his puzzles too hard. We'll never beat him!<Treguard> Perhaps you're right. What we need is a team with super mental abilities. <Treguard> Spell Casting D I S M I S S. <Treguard> Sorry Jackie <Jackie> ok <Treguard> A new team arises <Treguard> I think <Treguard> Please state where you come from <Hiltono> My name is Oliver Hilton, 17 from St. Albans, Herefordshire, some of you know me :) <Treguard> Ah <Jaffa0> I'm Jeff Standen, 22 (erk) from Brighton <Treguard> hello <Treguard> and Ark? <Ark> I'm Ark, from Cardiff, and I'm 21 <Majida> How embarrassing for you. Do you keep it a secret? <Treguard> I'm sure they don't Majida <Treguard> Will you need reminding of the rules? <Hiltono> you bet :) with a haircut like that wouldn't you! <Hiltono> j/k :) <Treguard> On your travels you make take two objects unless told otherwise. You can possess as many spells as you like but only cast 3 in the whole adventure. Your health status is represented by a display shown in the top right of the magic mirror. <Treguard> This doesn't always appear, but it goes through a few stages. In green you are at full strength. When it turns yellow, you should be on the look out for food, and on red you are in grave danger. There are 3 stages when the life force is red. On the 3rd red stage, you are dead! <Treguard> Put food into your knapsack, and also designate a person on your team who will cast out spells, and one who will give directions. If <Treguard> you all give directions, or answers to a riddle, then the first answer / direction will be taken. Good Luck <Treguard> Right. Are you ready? <Jaffa0> Yes - I'll do spells <Hiltono> yup <Ark> I'm ready. <Hiltono> I'll direct then? <Treguard> How strange. Well then, face the dungeon door and take a brave step into the unknown. Good luck! <Treguard> Sorry <Treguard> who is the action caller? <Treguard> (who calls out the actions) <Ark> Shall I? <Hiltono> okey <Ark> k <Treguard> k <Treguard> and who is teh spell caster? <Hiltono> Jaffa <Jaffa0> Me <Ark> Jaffa <Jaffa0> That's me <Treguard> So, Hiltono you are the advisor and strategist <Treguard> ARK = ACTION CALLER <Hiltono> mmk <Treguard> Jaffa = SPELL CASTER <Treguard> Hiltono = ADVISOR
<Treguard> Yes, team. This is the hall of choice. Here you must choose an object which you are to redeem in your quest. Will it be the cup that heals (which some call the chalice), the sword of freedom, the shield of justice or the crown in glory? <Treguard> Go through any of the doors and you will choose that quest, stay where you are on the question mark, and your choice will be determined. Also, by staying on the question mark, you could be assigned a quest not available to you by choice. <Treguard> For example, freeing someone, etc. It's your choice team, but choose quickly and wisely. May I suggest you choose the one that best suits you. <Jaffa0> No - you had that already - I reckon the mystery one :) <Hiltono> no i want the crown :) <Treguard> There isn't really any difference in the difficulty between any of the quests. It's just down to chance at the end of the day, oh yes, and of course, skill, bravery, and wits <Jaffa0> Down to you Ark : <Ark> My choice? I'd like mystery <Hiltono> doh <Ark> Sorry! :) <Jaffa0> Hehe :) <Treguard> The mystery quest? <Hiltono> errmm no he said the crown <Treguard> the Crown? <Hiltono> you misheard him :) <Treguard> anyway <Treguard> you lot decide <Jaffa0> Nooo! <Treguard> what is teh object? <Treguard> object <Jaffa0> The mystery - 2 to 1 <Majida> the mystery, that would be interesting <Ark> Mystery! <Treguard> A wise choice * Hiltono sulks <Treguard> you exit the room <Hiltono> :) <Treguard> That is strange, nobody has chosen that quest. Will you win? We'll see
<Treguard> you pick it up <Treguard> and look through it
<Treguard> "Of course. The zombies have closed minds, so even the strongest of hypnotic magic would have no effect on them" <Treguard> "Ah, but you're wrong there my little friend. Level 1 is our first target, so I need to control the zombies there first. I have had a green staff placed somewhere in Level 1. And I want you…. <Treguard> "Erm, Sir?" <Treguard> "oh, it's you, did you have the staff transported safely?" <Treguard> "Well, that's the problem. On the way to the place where you told us to left it, well, the road we used was very…erm…bumpy. And…" <Treguard> "Yes?" <Treguard> "The staff broke into small pieces. I'm not sure how many pieces it has broken into, so…erm…" <Treguard> "Right, that's it. Communications out!" <Treguard> "Sir? Why couldn't you just transport the staff yourself?" <Treguard> "Well, you idiot, I've ran out of transportation spells. Anyway, you go to Level 1 and collect all of the pieces of the staff. Then, when you've done that bring it back here. Whatever you do, don't let the staff fall into the hands of any dungeoneers or Merlin. <Ark> (Guys, use the notepad to take this down!) <Treguard> He'd find the staff most interesting, and would no doubt pay highly for it. Remember, it's a green staff! <Treguard> Oh and by the way, this staff is considered to be a magical object, so you can still take your usual two items. Got it?" <Treguard> "Yep" <Hiltono> green staff, many pieces, got it <Treguard> "Erm, just excuse me a second. I do believe. Yes, I do believe that we're being spied upon. Hey dungeoneer, let me give you a hand." <Jaffa0> Aaargh! drop it! <Treguard> you drop it <Jaffa0> Break it over Hilt's head <Treguard> That was close <Treguard> :) <Ark> :) <Treguard> I sense something <Treguard> yes,
<Treguard> you exit <Hiltono> I advise we run <Treguard> <<<longest spyglass sequence in history!!!>>>> <Ark> Yay! <Jaffa0> Good advice there Hilt <Hiltono> and thats why I'm the advisor
<Majida> Yes. This will give you information determined by how well you score when asked 3 questions. Answer 0 questions correctly, and you will perish, very quickly. Answer 1 question correctly and you may take any objects that you wish. Answer 2, and you will receive information about ONE of the objects on the table. Answer 3 and you will receive all information. <Treguard> "If you then call out "I command you" You will receive bonus information." <Treguard> "The time of question is now at hand. <Treguard> The wall monster speaks <Treguard> Here is my first… <Treguard> "What is the name given to a magnet where a coil is wrapped around it and has electrical current flowing through it?" <Hiltono> electromagnet <Ark> electromagnet? <Treguard> Truth Accpeted <Treguard> Here is my second… <Jaffa0> Err, I reckon electromagnet <Treguard> "Keep the scots out is what they did But what was built to do this?" <Hiltono> solonoid <Hiltono> sorry <Ark> Hadrian's Wall <Jaffa0> Nice :) <Hiltono> yup <Treguard> Truth Accepted <Treguard> Here is my third and final question <Treguard> "Neither win nor lose you have done, Similar to artists function, Even pulling a gun out" <Ark> Draw <Jaffa0> Draw <Hiltono> ditto <Treguard> Truth Accepted <Treguard> Three is the score. Excellent. Here is your clue <Treguard> "Illumination is the key" <Jaffa0> Yay - say I command you, Ark <Ark> I command you <Treguard> Oh very well. <Treguard> "Only those with the divine right will discover new and interesting things." <Treguard> I sleep now, and shall not come again <Majida> Well done! <Treguard> Indeed <Treguard> Well, it's up to you now team <Jaffa0> Best look at the old table then <Ark> Grab that green staff-piece-looking thing... <Treguard> On the table are: <Hiltono> i advise we take the candle and fork shaped stick <Treguard> You pick up the green staff <Treguard> A loaf of bread, A candle, A Fork shaped stick, A dagger, A staff piece, <Ark> take the bread <Hiltono> no <Treguard> you take the bread <Treguard> and put it in your knapsack <Hiltono> 'divine right' hello, fork shaped stick <Ark> OK, stick and candle sounds good <Jaffa0> Yeah, candle for illumination and divine - as in divination <Treguard> What are your objects to be team? <Ark> Stick and candle <Treguard> k <Hiltono> Ark u say them <Ark> Time to exit, I think <Jaffa0> Good call <Treguard> I sense something coming team <Treguard> !
<Ark> Take it <Treguard> you take it <Ark> walk to portal <Treguard> you exit <Treguard> You enter a room. I can't tell you anything more than that, except that something in the room has sensed your presence and has just listed you on their main menu <Majida> Yes, do hurry team! <Ark> Lift up the candle <Treguard> you lift it up... <Jaffa0> Use i <Hiltono> light it? <Treguard> please wait <Jaffa0> (the wonders of technomagic) <Ark> :) <Treguard> indeed
<Treguard> k you exit <Jaffa0> Hurrah - a Jaffa Orange :) <Ark> LOL
<Majida> I'm a genie! <Jaffa0> I reckon we should use the stick <Treguard> k you pick it up <Hiltono> I'm physic :) <Ark> Anyone else thinking of the divining rod? <Jaffa0> Yup <Hiltono> oh yeh <Ark> Use the stick <Treguard> you use it.... <Ark> Oooh...
<Treguard> You take the staff piece (it's the top!) <Treguard> Exit? <Ark> Exit <Jaffa0> Is that all the pieces - can we put it together?
<Treguard> CORRECT <Jaffa0> Nice one! <Ark> :) <Hiltono> wow <Jaffa0> Very impressed :))) <Ark> *Bows* <Treguard> very quick! <Hiltono> ermm shouldn't we like direct them piece to piece? <Jaffa0> I think we get the idea :) <Majida> You have already said the pathway <Hiltono> fair enuf <Jaffa0> Np :)
<Ark> Ask for information <Hiltono> test this bridge for us :) <Treguard> I might have some <Ark> (Perhaps he knows something about the staff...) <Treguard> "Ah, yes, this would be most useful to me. With this, I can transmit signals to any creature within a certain radius. <Treguard> Well, in return for this staff, I shall gift you the password. <Treguard> Is that a bargain? <Ark> OK, that sounds good <Jaffa0> Get him to call off the zombies - make them attack the evil king fellah <Hiltono> password to what? <Treguard> The word is CRUCIFY. Don't forget it! <Ark> Got it <Treguard> Bye! <Jaffa0> Bye now :) <Ark> See you! <Hiltono> laterz <Ark> Walk to exit <Treguard> you exit <Treguard> Nice staff, thanks <Jaffa0> (Hope he's a good guy)
<Treguard> Apparently, Bob the fish was given guard duty for the exit to Level 1. <Treguard> It's BOB! <Jaffa0> Is it a dangerous fish? <Treguard> "I require a password. If you give it to me, then you may pass, without it, your quest ends here." <Jaffa0> Hmmm... <Hiltono> ermmm <Hiltono> errrr <Ark> (Here's where we find out...) <Jaffa0> Oooh... <Ark> CRUCIFY <Treguard> "Yes, that is the word. Pass friend." <Jaffa0> Hurrah! <Hiltono> whoop whoop <Ark> (guess he was a good guy!) <Jaffa0> :) <Treguard> well done team! <Ark> Go to exit <Treguard> you exit <Hiltono> or just a friend of the fish <Jaffa0> Hehe :) <Hiltono> maybe they were both evil?? <Ark> Ah, ever the optimist! :)
<Majida> Finally, some action at last! I knew this game would get more exciting <Treguard> Majida, how many times do I have to tell you, it isn't a game! Anyway, it's up to you now team, to take that step. <Ark> Is that thing safe?? <Treguard> You don't have a choice <Hiltono> how good can a flying fish be after all? <Jaffa0> I think so - as safe as anything else <Jaffa0> Let's go lads :) <Ark> Oh well, let's go <Ark> Down to Level 2! <Hiltono> what in that? <Treguard> k <Jaffa0> Chicken <Treguard> you exit to level 2! <Treguard> Well Done team! <Treguard> You are now in level 2
<Treguard> Yes. Majida's right team. Anyway, the first thing I think is to find some food and supplies, you're going to need everything that you can get your hands on. <Jaffa0> What is our quest again? <Treguard> MYSTERY <Majida> Of course I'm right! I'm a genie! <Treguard> Indeed. Anyway, onward team! For I fear that something terrible is afoot, and this may be the last time with which we set our eyes upon Level 2. If you're to complete your quest in the dungeon, you're going to have to seriously hurry. <Jaffa0> That's a highly conspicuous F <Ark> Taking note of that "F" <Treguard> You are on an ice mountain. Ahead of you is a portal. <Ark> Walk carefully to that exit <Jaffa0> I guess we keep going <Treguard> k, you exit <Ark> We got the F right?
<Ark> And then spyglass <Hiltono> note positions of letters too <Treguard> you pick it up <Ark> Look through it
<Treguard> That, my friend isn't too far from the truth. Ixia kidnapped three of his females and has him working for her day and night, for if he doesn't, she will kill his females.
<Treguard> Yes, but in order for us to have this agreement, we must prevent Meridian from ever getting help to find his females. Ixia on her own cannot guarantee that prevention of this is possible. So, to comply with the terms of the agreement, <Treguard> I have ordered all five of our troops to search and destroy any dungeoneers, rather than guard vital areas. If a dungeoneer so much as spends too much time in a room, our troops will be on them like a deadly pack of dogs! <Treguard> That does sound good Sire. <Treguard> <<<please wait>>> <Treguard> As you can see. Meridian's females are locked up away perfectly safe in Ixia's dungeon complex. <Treguard> Even I don't know how to brake into it! I think we can drop down to condition yellow. Well Done everyone. I consider this another win for the Opposition. <Treguard> Yes Sire, very good. Now, it is my duty to protect you sire, for there are spies about, and one is looking at us right now. <Jaffa0> Break glass over Hilts head, very forcefully, then jam it in his eye for good measure! <Treguard> Oh really? Well. Erm, please do finish them off. <Ark> Drop spyglass <Treguard> AT ONCE! Come here you little SH*TE. I shall destroy you and eat your innards! <Treguard> You drop it <Ark> Now, now, children! :) <Treguard> <<<2 minutes left!!>>> <Jaffa0> Did you guys get all that? <Treguard> Well it's up to you now team <Treguard> Onward! <Ark> Yep, mostly <Ark> Make way to an exit <Treguard> you exit <Jaffa0> Did we get a letter? <Treguard> NO <Ark> We have F, R <Treguard> You've had F and R <Treguard> so far <Treguard> You enter a small room with a portal at the back. There is a table in the room and a man stands next to it looking at you. <Jaffa0> K, cool <Majida> Things here that I think are of interest. Perhaps you should... <Treguard> Majida! It is up to the team what they do. It's your choice team, NOT HERS! <Treguard> Wrong picture <Jaffa0> Hey, Majida, you can tell us ;) <Ark> Mirror's not updating. What does the man look like? <Treguard> It's Merlin! <Jaffa0> Same as teh other guy - spooky <Ark> Forget that, it's working now <Treguard> "Ah yes. I have been expecting you. The time of closing draws near, and I intend not to be here when the path closes. Fear not, for the path shall not close till next week sometime. Anyway. Your task now is to collect some objects. <Ark> Talk to Merlin (And note "E" <Treguard> I can give you a clue about ONE of the objects that you must take, but what other object you take is up to you. I can tell you now that the clue I give you is a negative clue, which is to deter you from taking a certain object which you don't need. Here is your clue" <Jaffa0> BONG! <Ark> AAAGH! Not now!!! <Jaffa0> When we were doing so well :) <Treguard> TIME OUT! <Majida> Oh no! I hate it when this happens Tre Beard. <Treguard> The name's Treguard who half witted genie! <Majida> Sure, sure, whatever. So, when will we get to see what happens to them? I wish I could see into the future, but… <Treguard> Well let's not keep the watchers from their Chat, or rest, whatever the case may be… <Majida> Yes, I know. Well, when do we meet again? <Treguard> You should know that by now. Next Sunday 7:20PM sharp! For if you're late, something nasty and very unpleasant will bestow upon you! <Majida> I don't like the sound of that. Remember.. <Treguard> Ah, Ah Ah! That's my line! Remember watchers, when the fire burns, the Knightmare returns. <Treguard> Stealing my lines, how dare you! <Treguard> :) <Hiltono> yeh we ruled :) |