Parody of Prince Charming by Adam and the Ants
Posted: 21 Jun 2015, 18:40
It's Series 5 and Knightmare has a problem: a team with a morbid fear of people pretending to be other people. Treguard is keen that he will talk some sense into the team. No, not talk: sing. No, not keen: adamant. Official video, lyrics
Don't you spurn a
David Learner
He's doing improv
Though he calls it "elfprov"
And don't you show
That you do know
That I'm a bloke
Whose name is really Hugo
It's acting
It's acting
Michael Cule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Quake at our great Shakespearean endeavour
Steph'nie Hesp, right
Is a thesp, quite
Though she is rude
The green room gives you respite
Clifford Norgate's
Even more great
Miss him perform
And you've suffered a poor fate
It's acting
It's acting
Michael Cule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Quake at our great Shakespearean endeavour
From his jester
To Sylvester
Paul Valentine
Brings fun to every quester
Though a sassy
Winter lassie
Aesandre's really
Miss J. Henry-Massy
Gwendoline
Gwendoline
She and Motley
Never did get paired off
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Quake at our great Shakespearean endeavour
If you've caught on
As I've taught on
Stay in control
When you meet Rayner Bourton
Hugh de Wittless
Rides with fitness
Though to be fair
Lord Fear might scare you sh...irtless
[Chorus repeats]
Don't you spurn a
David Learner
He's doing improv
Though he calls it "elfprov"
And don't you show
That you do know
That I'm a bloke
Whose name is really Hugo
It's acting
It's acting
Michael Cule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Quake at our great Shakespearean endeavour
Steph'nie Hesp, right
Is a thesp, quite
Though she is rude
The green room gives you respite
Clifford Norgate's
Even more great
Miss him perform
And you've suffered a poor fate
It's acting
It's acting
Michael Cule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Quake at our great Shakespearean endeavour
From his jester
To Sylvester
Paul Valentine
Brings fun to every quester
Though a sassy
Winter lassie
Aesandre's really
Miss J. Henry-Massy
Gwendoline
Gwendoline
She and Motley
Never did get paired off
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Quake at our great Shakespearean endeavour
If you've caught on
As I've taught on
Stay in control
When you meet Rayner Bourton
Hugh de Wittless
Rides with fitness
Though to be fair
Lord Fear might scare you sh...irtless
[Chorus repeats]
