Hola!

[Mashibinbin]

Hola! Manuel here with da goss. Myself and Senora Richings are going to Portugal - see you in a week nos bananos.

[Dark Comet]

Will there be cake?

[Pooka]

No. The cake is a lie.

[Mashibinbin]

Phrasos to remembero to forgetto...

You must spread your legs...*raise eyebrows here* widely.

Obligardo!

That`s good!

Pepe, Pedro, Paulo, and Pepito!

Scorchio Big Cillit Bang - Madeira cake all over the 4 above!

Use Madeira Happy Tours...we expect!

[Drassil]

Had there been no in-jokes, I'd have wondered whether you had any fun.

So it seems there was cake after all. Taking a cue* from a classic member, I wonder if any of it was in fact Madeira quiche.

*No pun intended.

Obviously it has all turned very serious over there since your visit, and I hope as you do that the locals you befriended are safe and well.

[Dark Comet]

Incidentally, every single option in that list was wrong. It was obviously trifle.