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with Lord Fears absence then Lord Lissard is introduced, suddenly the quests get a whole lot easier.

Advisor: Pick up the food...

Dungeoneer: I'm not hungry!

(Dungeoneer gets all questions right and is being given advise by Brangwen)

Brangwen: There are no doors closed ahead, the green gem will please her.

Advisors: Take the green gem and the lantern

Dungeoneer: I'm going to take the key!

Advisors: Wha!? Why?

Dungeoneer: *takes key and uses it to reach under the helmet and scratch his head* that's why!

Galgarach: Three truths I seek and here is my...

Dungeoneer: Hang on a minute I need a sh**

*The dungeon is placed under quaranteen*
Bush: In KM castle we have found a WMD, this Dungeon Master's beard can scare young children from a radius of 100miles via television screens.

"I Love You To Motley."

(Any of The Dungon Maids)

Mogdred to Merlin:
'Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come.'

Merlin: You strike me down Mogdred I will become more desperate for screen time than ever before!

Mogdred:  "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Merlin never told you what happened to your father."

Lissard:  "He told me enough-nessss. He told me you killed him."

Mogdred:  "No. I am your father!"

Lissard:  "What?"

Mogdred:  "Yes."

Lissard:  "You?"

Mogdred:  Yes."

Lissard:  "My Dad?"

Mogdred:  "Yes."

Lissard:  "Daddy!"

Mogdred:  "Er, on second thoughts..."

Lissard:  "After all thessse yearsss-nessss, together again at lasssst!"

Mogdred:  "Er, no I was only kidding actually."

Lissard:  "We can finally do all thossse thingsss that Dadsss and kidsies are ssuppossed to do. Let'sss go watch a football match-nesss. Will you give me a piggy back on the way into the ground...?"

Mogdred:  "NOOOOOOOO! Nooooo...!"

Dungeoneer: *on Smirkenoffs back with gold* I'll give you half now and half when we get to Alderon erm I mean level 2.

Merlin: You strike me down Mogdred I will become more desperate for screen time than ever before!

Teehee. Nice to have a partner in my maliciousness.

*rolls dice to determine which easy target to make bitchy remarks about next* Oh drat, 6. And I so wanted it to be Fidjit again too.

What roll means what, who gets the remarks on 6?

[In Dunkley Wood, a group of Christmas trees have uprooted themselves and gathered in a huddle. A bit like those living trees in Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, I suppose.]

Tree #1: 'OK, gents; our orders come from a chap called Giles, who passed through here not so long ago. We attack at midnight. Listen out for a wolf howl countdown. And our target...' [He holds up a picture of Merlin.]

Tree #2: 'You do want to be gone in time for Christmas, don't you, Merlin? He he he he...'

Wall Monster (After the dungeoneer got all three riddles correct) : It seems that these riddles were too easy for you, but I'll catch you out somehow. Here is my fourth.

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Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen: I'm so cheerful today.

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Mug (The Gargoyle with a cute depression from Series 1 & 2 singing) : I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Wall Monster (After the dungeoneer got all three riddles correct) : It seems that these riddles were too easy for you, but I'll catch you out somehow. Here is my fourth.

LOL, I really like that one.