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First Words IV

You know the drill – which characters uttered the following immortal words as their introductory sentences in Knightmare? Again, I’m sorry about the impossible ones but I’m running out of characters.

1. “Ah, interfering, interfering dratted devious Dungeon Master! All mouth and broadsword. Yes master, very well master, as you will master, aaaah!”

2. “Ah, turn intruder. Turn and face me, for I am the ________ she and none passes here without pleasing me.”

3. “Ooh, hello deary. You come to visit old ___ ________ then, have you?”

4. “Oi, you! Where do you think you’re going with that spade, then? Who said you could come in here, eh?”

5. “Intruder alert! Who dares disturb the sleep of _________? Answer now, who dares?”

6. “Ooh, hello. Are you going to talk to me then? Yes! It’s not often that I get the opportunity to talk to a human.”

7. “Eh, eh, eh, come ‘ere. Come ‘ere. Now ‘appen normally you’d get out for nowt, give us the keys, come on.”

8. “I am the __________. I stand at the gate of time, serving neither the Powers that Be nor the Opposition. All you’ve achieved so far leads to me.”

9. “Well, aren’t you going to thank me, then? Typical flaming human beings!”

10. “Hey, you. Yes you, wait there. Good greetings, young sir.”

11. “Greetings, stranger. I wish you no harm. For what do you search?”

12. “Stop. You can go no further. First, you must choose: loot, pillage or worms? We got plenty worms, see?”