MESSAGE FROM ME

 

Welcome to issue thirty of The Eye Shield. It’s an important month for Knightmare fans this month, as it marks the tenth anniversary of Knightmare’s final episode. In addition to this, the first of December marks nine years since The Eye Shield first came into being. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank once again Illusion for hosting the magazine on his website, and Paul McIntosh for allowing me to continue the editing of TES in his stead. This fantastic thirtieth issue promises a look at one of Knightmare’s most popular female characters, an account of arguably the most infamous quest ever, a trip to Castle Rising in Norfolk, and a new statistical section especially for lovers of top-ten rundowns. Enjoy yourself, readers – it’s all on me!

 

Challenge question: Which specific word or words have the following Knightmare characters never said on the programme? Most other characters said this word or words quite a lot: Smirkenorff, Oakley, Dreadnort, Morghanna, Captain Nemanor, Raptor, Brollachan, Bhal-Shebah and all three door monsters.

 

 

CORRESPONDENCE

 

Liam Callaghan makes some more observations.

 

Dear Eye Shield.

 

A few other things have occurred to me about the show. Obviously now, looking back, some teams were stupid, most memorably team one in series 8. I remember at the time thinking that they'd disregarded a very plain clue, but even with the stupid teams I always found myself automatically sticking up for every team that went through - stupid or not - simply because it was so tough to win!

 

Yes, I see what you're saying here, Liam. Now that the show is over and we're watching it for the umpteen-hundredth time and know exactly what's going to happen, it's easy to criticise the teams with the benefit of hindsight. However, when seeing the show for the first time, I too would always hope that the team was going to do well. Obviously it was sometimes clear when they made a fatal mistake - like Richard III as you mention - but it was still exciting to see whether they were going to make it, or just how they were going to die, and this, I believe, is what made Knightmare such compulsive viewing.

 

Like a faithful old sheepdog, TES returns in January 2005 with its fantastic thirty-first fun-packed edition. If you have any questions, comments or contributions, please don't hesitate to contact me at the usual address: eyeshield2002@hotmail.com