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Lord Fear’s Spyglass Quotes

To which of his allies or minions - or even enemies - is Lord Fear talking, by means of his crystal ball, magic pool or telescreen, in the following spyglass quotes?

1.) “Well it’s not my fault it crushed your foot! You’ll be wanting compensation next.”

2.) “Tell me, madam, do you travel by magic or some more conventional manner?”

3.) “Listen as carefully as that mountain of wax in your ears will allow.”

4.) “You can breathe underwater; how come you can’t hear under it?”

5.) “Well you’ve got your hobgoblin now, and let me tell you, they don’t come cheap!”

6.) “So you see, madam, there are positive benefits to be gained from this alliance which I propose. You have territorial ambitions, and I have a certain natural aversion to dungeoneers.”

7.) “For the safety of the entire Dungeon, not to mention our peace of mind, you are out of it!”

8.) “I shall personally consign you to the Sewers of Goth, where you will suffer such a terrible… oh, what am I talking about? You’d probably flourish in all that stench and detritus.”

9.) “Like all good middlemen! And take money from both sides?”

10.) “The trouble with you, old thing, is that you’ve started to believe your own scrolls.”

11.) “That’s the trouble with you Druids and Celts; all oak trees and mumbo-jumbo.”

12.) “Cut the cackle, you grotty little scrap-merchant! Do you want the gold or what?”

13.) “I can’t tell you how gratifying it is to view you through a watery environment. It’s almost as if, perish the thought, you had decided to take a bath.”

14.) “Tell me, milady, why is your dislike so personal?”

15.) “Hmm, I wonder. Not even the teeniest possibility of the tiniest little stowaway?”

16.) “I need this quest seriously delayed so that I can get the beast into level two. Now, how have you accomplished this?”

17.) “What do you mean what? Did I not give you specific instructions as to the neutralising of a certain hostile element?”

18.) “I know you can hear me, and you know that I know that you have purloined something that I want.”

19.) “If you’re so good at wart-charming, how come all the witches I see are covered in them, eh? Answer me that!”

20.) “I think I’d be willing to pay to see you manage that, ________. You would, of course, look different with an arrow through your head, but it shouldn’t affect your thought processes.”