i think they should have given mince pies out at the end of the season (like the end of season 4 would have been much better if merlin made mince pies as well as decorations). that would have given me something to fight for....
cakes or glory... cakes or glory... cakes or... cakes...
Save the dungeon, or take the mince pie? Hmm... decisions, decisions.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
I think I'd do the honourable thing and save the dungeon, then once my trophy's safely in my bag, run off with and eat the life force quiche (complete with cherry).
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
Anyone from Worcestershire who recognises any of these girls should get in contact with us straight away. An address would be helpful, so that we can break into their house and nick their trophy. If asked, we'll blame it on a side-effect of the Arken spell...or something.
I used to be from Worcestershire, and recognise all four of them, might even have an address somewhere... but couldn't possibly divulge it or they'd probably never speak to me again. Have also lost my Frightknight, although I suspect it's in an attic somewhere. I think my brother's using his as a hatstand.
Derek's my brother actually, Simon and I aren't related - actually, I have no idea where he is these days... Derek's a lot bigger now, bigger than me in fact, and his voice is considerably deeper, unsurprisingly :)
