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I can imagine it now...

'HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET TO LEVEL TWO?!?'

Hehehe.

...and everytime it's an all girls team, he would chant "girls! girls! girls!"

Maybe a sprite type character, like Pixel but with more up to date animation?

How about Lord Fear? It sounds ludicrous but it would be funny!

I think he could replace Brother Mace or better still Merlin. "DRINK"

I think Treguard is too good to be plagued by an assistant, I mean - what exactly did they do tyhat Treguard couldnt? In all the clips I've seen of Melissa *Whoever* All she sais is 'Oh no - thats not fair'

I think you mean Majida when you say 'Melissa' there?

I think the idea of Pickle was that he seemed to have good knowledge of the new forest location in season 4, so it was seen as a good way to fill in Treguard's lack of knowledge about the area. It could be argued that his usefulness disappeared after that, however.

I think thereafter, the assistant was used as a bridge between Treguad and the advissors, someone who could build up the tension and get just as excited as the team members did, something Treguard could rarely do.

I think either Tony Blair will be needed a new job if he looses the election next week, you can imagine him ignoring Treguard and try to tell the advisors to hunt for those secret and hidden WMD's of Lord Fear's.

"This is The People's Dungeon, Where The People Have The People's Way - In The People's Dungeon"

Eghads... Tony Blair could get through the entire game easily - no-one would want to touch/talk/interact in any way with him :o

And yes.. I meant Marijda

frank spencer

frank: ooh master, they seem to be in abit a trouble,

treguard: indeed they do mr spencer, what do u suggest they do ?

frank: hwell...hmmmhmmm... (does confused expression :o )

maybe even a computer generated character like gollum

What about Egor and Nanny from Duckula

Does anyone reackon that Treguard should do an 'The Apprentice' thing to pick a new assitant like in the TV show, 'The Apprentice'

I just thought I'd post my opinion even thogh this has run for yoinks,

Here goes *deep breath*

Bruce Forsyth!

Treguard: Welcome watchers of illusion, to the castle of confusion
Brucie: Nice to see you, to see you...
Advisors: NICE!

K-9 would be good.
Treguard- Welcome Watcher's, once again Temporal Disruption has gone, the Quest is on. A Team of Brave Adventurer's our currently languishing in the deeper depths of my lair. K-9, read out the Progress Report and fill us all in on how this team our doing.
K-9- Affirmative Master.

Richard O' Brien would also be good, he would be good at hamming it up to the camera in the closing moments of the episodes, and Tony Robinson playing a Baldrick-esque character would be my last choice.

Treguard- Warning Teams, do not linger, time is not on your side and you have to move fast if you want to get to Level 2.
Baldrick- Do not despair team, all that talk of moving fast was just a Dead Herring, for I have a Cunning Plan that can't fail.