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Still overpriced though.

ETP, the gameshow equivalent of Woolworth's. Used to be cheap and nasty, but don't be fooled, he gave up being cheap years ago.

Yes, I doubt you'd ever get value for money with Edward Tudor Pole. Unless you blackmailed the showbiz elite by saying that unless they pay you handsomely you'll tell the world they're great chums with Ed. I think a lot would pay up just to avoid even the chance of such immense embarrassment!

How about Martin Shaw ("Judge John Deed") as Treguard? He'd still be a bit pricy, but not as much as Donald Sutherland.

Sadly, I feel that Judge John Deed is a suitably ridiculous programme (like Midsomer Murders) to go on forever, so he would be tied up with that.

Maybe Tom Baker would be useful as a role either as Merlin or Treguard. Sylvester McCoy could get to play one of the characters in the dungeon as well.

Hey, and while they're at it, bring back Brother Mace.

And Ed....there was something I was going to say about him, but I've forgotten it. Probably just as well.

Maybe Tom Baker would be useful as a role either as Merlin or Treguard. Sylvester McCoy could get to play one of the characters in the dungeon as well.

Ok now youv'e awoken The Doctor Who fan in me hows this for a line up of former Doctors in The dungeon.

Treagurd: Patrick Troughton

Merlin: Tom Baker

Grimaldine: Slyvetser McCoy.

Hordriss: William Hartnell

Rothenbery: Jon Pertwee

(I couldn't think of a role for Peter Davinson and the less I see of Colin Baker the better.)


(Sorry I know this is slightly off topic but I just couldn't resist.  ;D)

LOL, I can imagine Tom Baker as Treguard, I have to say, and I'm sure he'd lend Merlin a better interpretation than... some people.

And Ed....there was something I was going to say about him, but I've forgotten it. Probably just as well.

So long as it wasn't "He's dead", you should be okay. Oh, if you said he was the best thing in The Crystal Maze you probably wouldn't earn you many admirers, but the tomatoes thrown at you in the street might make good soup.

Thowing tomatoes!

That's my cue...  ;D

Sorry. Although I didn't mind him in the Crystal Maze (it was probably his dress sense that saved it for me...man, I'd 've liked to have worn that waistcoat and the gloves and such...not the camp attire of Richard o' Brien), he wasn't as good. As Richard o' Brien, obviously.

Anyway, I wonder what ol' cosmic handshake would make of all this debate? Probably best he didn't find out.

(If he's the next one to post....well...)

Why did Richard O'Brien think he heard glass breaking?

Because Ed Tudor Pole

(Ed Chewed a Pole)

Why glass? Wouldn't the pole be made of metal?

It was his teeth!  ;D

Oh. Okay then. Ha... ha... ha... Funny. Tell it to me again, Motley, do.

I was about to suggest Anne Robinson as the new Dungeon Master, but we don't want someone with a beard that thick do we?

Ooh, Someone's got claws with venom today...!

I'd quite like to see Colin Baker take the Treguard role, I think he'd be quite good at it myself.

Perhaps Anne Robinson would be better off as Aesandre?

No, Aesandre's needs to be someone with at least SOME feminine characteristics.