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Here's an idea that came up in chat tonight, and, coincidentally, was suggested by Drassil in a thread two years ago. Basically, as the thread title implies, we make up our own Haikus relating to Knightmare. A Haiku, in case you don't know, is a Japanese poem that's made up of five, then seven, then five syllables. For example:

Wellways are useful. You find one, and jump in it. You're in level 2!

Start Haikuing, folks!

Treguard of Dunshelm
Welcomes you all to Knightmare
Your lifeforce is green!

Seven-letter spell
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Saw off losing teams

Lord Fear was known to
Gloat with enthusiasm,
Whatever he claimed.

Knightmare now eighteen,
Oh what a time it has been,
Cup yet to redeem.

Barry and Dunstan
Won Shield and Crown fairly, so
Stop denying it.

Corridor of Blades
All too tricky to evade
Many deaths it made

Corridor of Spears
Early on caused little fear
Points would disappear

We escaped Festus!
In combat he'd have best us,
But fortune's blest us.

"This is Level One
And the fun has just begun!"
Motley, Series Three

Second, a parody of one of Basho's originals:

On a wooden perch
A strange crow is speaking steps
Knightmare Series Three

The Eye Shield is good
Everyone loves to read it
Every other month

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