Hallowe'en in the Knightmare Dungeon

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Drassil
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Hallowe'en in the Knightmare Dungeon

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*Treguard feels a presence outside the antechamber.*

Treguard: Ah, a would-be adventurer! Well, I'm sure the Dungeon will welcome a fresh challenge. Enter, stranger!

*A boy appears in the antechamber. He already has a knapsack.*

Boy: Trick or treat!

*Treguard sighs. A minute later, when he realises that the boy isn't going to go away empty-handed, Treguard hands him a few humbugs from his pocket.*

Lillith: *appearing* So that's where they went!


*Meanwhile, out in the Dungeon... Lissard knocks on a door. A figure answers it.*

Lissard: Trick or treatnesss!

Lord Fear: Lissard, you're supposed to do it at other people's homes! Now go. And don't bring me back tinned sardines again this year! *Slams door*
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