Knightmare meets The Matrix

[Lord_Bob]

Merlin: (in black leather coat with shades on) What is the dungeon? Well Barry that is a question you and all the dungeoneers have been searching for. No one can be told what the dungeon is they must be shown, now will you take the red gem or the green gem?

[Drassil]

Truly excellent, Lord_Bob!  :) I think there is potential in this idea...

[A Dungeoneer walks into the Oracle's room, and lifts the Helmet.]

Oracle: 'I've been expecting you. Don't worry about the vase.'

Dungeoneer: 'What vase?'

[Velda runs in, screams, chucks a Ming vase at the wall, and runs out again.]

Dungeoneer: 'Oh... I'm sorry about that.'

[Lord_Bob]

*Martin is hit by Morghanna's lightening and appears to die, Morghanna turns her back to leave*

Morghanna: Goodbye Mr Tool

Martin: My name... Is MARTIN!!!

*runs forward and shoves Morghanna off the ledge*

Treguard: Nice work Martin, now get to a portal!

[Lord_Bob]

*Merlin still in shades and leather is showing Barry the dungeon*

Merlin: You see Barry the dungeon is a simulation program designed to turn a heroic quest into this..

*indicates a T.V set in which Knightmare is beginning*

Barry: Nooooooooooooo