A great Knightmare joke...

[Elita]

Don't know if this has come up in an earlier post, but here it is anyway:

What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?

Romahna!  ;D

...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Heh, that's very good. That mask she wore was very silly.

[Elita]

I always liked Majida's first reaction to her: "Ooooooh! That stuck up... cow-person! Why doesn't she cover the other half of her face?!"

And Sidriss might be stupid, but at least she never fell for Sly Hands' "Goosey Gander" trick...

[JamesA]

Don't know if this has come up in an earlier post, but here it is anyway:

What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?

Romahna!  ;D

...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...

See the topic "Separated at Birth?"....  ;)

[Emii]

Q. How does Sidriss spell "brain"?

A. O-I-C-U-R-M-T

[Emii]

Oh, come on guys - this is the best topic we've had! We HAVE to keep it going!

[Billy]

Sorry, I'm in shock with how many posts you have made in the last hour.  :o

[Emii]

Terribly sorry - tis becoming a talent

[Emii]

Greatest Knightmare books...

The Terror in the Dungeons by Hugo First

Sir Hugh's 50 years in the Saddle by Major Bumsore

Ah Wok's Worst Week by Hoo Flung Dung

Lord Fear's Favourite Toy by Dina Mite


(Ok I'm clutching at straws here to keep this topic going)

[DavidNewton]

"The End of Series 8" by Major Disaster <¦-(

If that was clutching at straws, you at least succeeded.

[PunmiesterWhiteley]

The final dungeoneer arrived in a clue room.  The advisors asked him what was on the table.

"A spyglass, scroll"
"Read the scroll"

Some new items magically appeared when the scroll was opened.

"OK, there is an axe, a sack and a P45.  It says Treguard on it".

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

Sorry for taking so long, Emii. I've decided to post sets of 5 so I'm less spammy, rather than sending one at a time. We will keep the thread alive! *puts on best impression of Peter Cushing as Baron Frankenstein standing over his Monster* "It's Alive! It's Alive!".

Mogdred: The Real Story of Why He's Not So Evil by Ivor Potplant.

The Man Who Tried To Steal Lord Fear's Millions by U.R.A. Deadman

101 Treguard Quotations by X.T. Reem-Caution (ed.)

The Language of Witches: A Case Study of Heggatty by A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Ayers.

Majida: A Life In Pictures by E. Stu. D. Feecult

Not very good, I know. Sorry.

[Emii]

Hehehehe...I loved the last one! This thread goes through stages doesn't it? Elita's mouth is so big, Sidriss is so stupid, Books by...

Madness.

[Billy]

You forgot 'Classic team deaths over the years' by O. Nasty.

[dragonfollower]

er.... I don't get that one :o