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Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 00:49
by Lord_Bob
despell SKCOTS,  ;D

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 00:55
by Skarkill
despell SKCOTS,  ;D
I'd make sure you say disspell befor that or you might end up with McGrew chaseing you.  ;)

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 03:26
by HStorm
Liza, about what I said on the other thread about everyone adoring you? I think you've "used up a life" in that regard... (not really, we still all love you).

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 13:40
by Lord_Bob
I'd make sure you say disspell befor that
Skarks have you gone mad? I did say despell  ::)

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 13:44
by HStorm
I think he means you should rearrange the letters a little, Bob. "Dispell  S-K-C-O-T-S" looks like you're trying to banish everyone who comes from north of the border.

And I'm half-Scots myself, so watch it!

Here...

"Dispell  K...S...T...O...S...C."

That's just as valid. (When you're dispelling you don't necessarily have to reverse the order of the letters, just put them in an incorrect order.)

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 13:53
by Lord_Bob
Yes I know about order. Backwards is just easiest way imo, sorry if I offended anyone about SKCOTS ::)

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 13:54
by HStorm
Nah, I don't think you have really. But just be careful. They're a hyper-sensitive bunch of people up there (although only when they're on the receiving end, I've noticed).

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 14:00
by Lord_Bob
He he I found that as well!

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 14:02
by HStorm
They dish it out but they can't take it. (I may be half-Scots, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to acknowledge Scotland's numerous faults.)

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 14:04
by Lord_Bob
Well my lineage is very complex, 1/2 English and I thought I was 1/2 Irish but it turns out I may be 1/2 French instead and oh lord it goes on...

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 14:08
by HStorm
The whole issue of Nationality is an illusion, Bob. Everybody's lineage must take in the entire surface of the Earth somewhere back in their genetic stock. It's hogwash and it's unimportant.

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 14:09
by HStorm
Why did Lord Fear stuff a team advisor under one of the legs of his throne?

Because it needed a new caster.

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 14:10
by Skarkill
Same here Lord_Bob

1/2 english, 1/4 scotish & 1/4 french (My Dad's mum's family came over from france a long time ago. My aunts traced that family line back until about 1880.)

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 14:12
by Fidjit
I have a terrible Isle of Wight accent!

Tracur = Tractor

Get the point!  ;D

Re: KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 14:21
by Lord_Bob
I love accents like that, my dad lived in Cornwall for a while so when I visited him they all spoke like that. Great stuff, I got to ride in a tracur!