They would never say...

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[Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

[The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...
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Brangwen: Answer, name it now!
Urm, I think she did say that, once...

Brollochan: I hunger for a dictionary!
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Brollachan: "I hunger......for some Ready Brek! I'm so cold I have turned blue. My natural colour is orange, but I've been in this place for song long, people just forget about me! No, please, dont go... dont leave me here!"
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Queen Greystagg: I Vont to be alone. Just me and my Viscount. (who remembers the commercial?)
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('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)
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Our Dear old Treg' returning to his inner child:-

SPELLCASTING:- B-Y-E-B-Y-E
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Treguard - 'Pickle are you retarded??'

Treguard - 'you are the thickest set of idiots ive EVER seen, get out of my sight!'
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Treguard - Right fear, sod the magic. Outside, now!
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Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.
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Lord Fear: You all can have a year long vacation.
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Lord Fear; "I love it when you talk dirty to me, Hands!"

Treguard; "Oh for heavens sake, the scroll means take the dagger AND the gold! Why do I bother..."
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Nitpicking now by any chance are we?
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Hands; "Nits! I aint got nits......but I ave got Fleas!"
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Treguard: Do a barrel roll!

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Treguard - 'Pickle get off your knee's'

Lilith - Treguard begone, keep your nine inches away from me
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