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[Lord_Bob]

Storm that is not pleasant!

[HStorm]

No, but it'll work won't it? No one'd dare to miss KM with that kind of threat hanging over them!  ;D

[Billy]

2 years old, but I'm sure we can think of lots more. Here's an idea I had today:

(An alarm clock beeps. A figure dressed in pyjamas rises up, and turns it off- we see the time is 7:59am. As he moves into the light, we see the man is Pat Sharp. He sneaks downstairs singing...)

Pat: I'm a secret Knightmare watcher...I'm trying to give it up, but it's one of those shows!

(He sneaks into the living room, turns on the TV, and starts dancing as the opening credits play)

Pat: Knightmare series oooooooone! I'm a secret Knightmare watcher!

(Suddenly, the light turns on. Pat stops, turns around in surprise, and sees Melanie and Martina there, dressed in nighties and staring at Pat. A pause, then:)

Pat: Well, what else is there to do that's a whole lotta fun at 8am?

(M&M shrug, and they all start dancing)

Pat: Knightmare Series oooooooone! I'm a secret Knightmare watcher!

Announcer: Knightmare! Weekends at 8 on Challenge!

(M&M are now either side of Pat, with their thumbs up. Pat points at the camera)

Pat: Because Sharp said so!

[Darren]

Nice Billy, does anyone else have any more ideas? My mind is a total blank at the moment