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This is familiar stuff, but may produce some slightly different answers.

Which Knightmare character would you least like to get stuck on the descender with if it jammed between floors? And please explain your answer.

NOTE: Sylvester Hands and Lissard are acceptable answers, but please come up with a better explanation than just, "'Cos they smell all pooey." (Hey, the descender's very large so you can sit a long way from them anyway.)

My choice would be Ridolfo. There's nothing worse when you spend hours stuck in the same place than having to share them with a man who tries to sing songs that he doesn't know all the words to.

I Know which KM character I WOULD Like to get stuck in the Desender with.


I would not like to get stuck with Snapper-Jack, because he would try and pass the time by asking you riddles.

I Know which KM character I WOULD Like to get stuck in the Desender with.

Yes, but she's married. You've got to let go, Skarkill, it's just not natural this obsession. And I'm sure you'll find someone else  -  some women prefer ugly psychos.

some women prefer ugly psychos.

"Watch it HStorm OR I'll do worse Then Put Them in the grinder."

*Starts Shappaning His Axe.*

>GULP!<  Sorry, sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean to call you an ugly psycho. That wasn't what I meant at all. I'm sorry! Don't hit me, please! I'm sorry!

I meant, "Some women prefer plain-looking psychos."

*Skarkill Smiles sweetly. Then Hurls his Axe aimeing between HStorms Legs. He missies But Not By Much.*

*Sweating profusely.*

Sometimes it's a real blessing not being hugely endowed.

(On a serious note, can we call a night on all the cartoon violence posts for one day? There's been so many of them today, especially on the Scary Monsters thread, and it's incredibly boring to read if you're not actually involved in it.)

Lord Fear. He can disguise himself well as someone else and win one's trust (unless one has had the benefit of a spyglass) before killing one at the drop of a hat and magically disposing of the evidence. Not a hope in Hell if there aren't allies, clues and scrying devices to even the odds.

Here is the ultimate Nightmare Knightmare Character to get stuck in a Descender with.

"ULP I'm almost to scared to say. The Thorte is too horibal to contemplate."



"GRETAL"

I wouldn't too much like to be stuck with Elita, if she thought helmeted dungeoneers were a face ache wait till she gets a load of me  ::)

Gretal? Oooo, that is a nasty thought. Imagine being stuck with her while she tries to cajole you into playing "pat-a-cake" for three hours. I'd rather suffocate.

After much thought, I'll opt for Mildread as my least favoured option. There's several reasons. First, the incessant cackling would get pretty tiresome after about ten minutes. Second, if she had her portable self-heating cauldron with her she might get peckish and try to cook me, which as well as causing my premature eradication (have to be careful to put the right word in there), would also probably set fire to the lift itself, making unnecessary work for the Wolfenden Fire Service. Thirdly, she'd constantly do those terribly unconvincing and passe impressions, so it'd be like being stuck with a grey-skinned Rory Bremner. Fourthly, and perhaps more than anything, I'd guess that people who don't get rescued, who seem like they're doomed, want to go out with "one last stand", as it were. And frankly, I can't think of anyone worse to share that with than warty old Mildread, but in my insane state of mind, having been stuck in a confined space for so long, and  watching her Treguard impression for the 433rd time, I might not be so rational.

Here's a thought:

Instead of jamming between floors, why doesn't the descender stop at one of those exits displaying scenery outside? That way the character(s) you hate would have to jump out of that exit a la Simon/Leo of Series 3 style and fall to their doom!