The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Thanatos » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:26 pm

The Little Book of Calm by Sidriss.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Wolfshead » Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:46 pm

Dealing with strangers by Velda

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Drassil » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:13 pm

Thanatos wrote: The Little Book of Calm by Sidriss.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by MoanaLiza » Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:48 pm

And his was the clean version ha....ha....ha!
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Billy » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:56 pm

I realise this is a risky bump...it's almost a year old, and 20 pages is quite a lot of thin books. However, I'm sure we'll be able to think of even more!

Brother Mace's New Diet Revolution, by, erm, Brother Mace.

Knightmare VR: The Complete First Series, by Tim Child.

List of 2005 showings of Series 3 on Challenge, by the Challenge Staff.

All My Knightmare Fanfics That Aren't Silly Crossovers, by BillyH.

It's a Cake!!!, by the Knightmare Forum members.

List of People Caei Hasn't Cheated on Bexmagic With, by the Knightmare Chat members.

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Becxsmagic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:42 pm

How to beat your dragon mint addiction by Smirkenorff
Get rich quick by the Boatsman
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by darkDescender » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:04 pm

The Evils of Alchohol by Brother Mace
Dem Bones by the Catacombite
Firestarter, a comedy by Aesandra
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:11 pm

Treguard's Techniques For Relaxed Eyebrow Muscles.

A Log Of My TV Appearance Fees, by Count Brinkatore.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by darkDescender » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:49 am

Genuinley Funny Jokes, a collaboration by Motley and Catherine Tate

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by TheMightyMartin » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:13 am

Ad-libbing For Dummies by Grimaldine
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:17 pm

The Noble Art Of Not Confusing One Gameshow With Another, by Richard O'Brien, with embarrassed foreword by HStorm. (You may have to think about that one.)

A Good Time And Place For Angling, by Sly Hands.

Keep It Clean! by Motley and Sly Hands.

Rhetoric Of A Grand Orator, by The Dreaded Kaa.

Procedural Streamlining, by Bumptious.

Spell Like An Oxford Don, by team 7 season 2.

Flawless Card Tricks, by Brother Mace.

Better Anglo-Oriental Relations: My Battle For A Better World, by the guy who designed Ah Wok's outfit.

Casper, I Miss You, by ANYONE.

Wise To A Rip-Off, by Olaf.
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Fidjit » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:09 pm

Truth and Honesty in Trading, by Julius Scaramanger

The Dulux Summer Paint Catalogue, by Aesandre

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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:21 pm

My Swimwear Portfolio, by Mugg. :P
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Fidjit » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:48 pm

Murder in the Dark, by Gibbet...
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The wonders of WD-40, by The Automatum
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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Drassil » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:08 pm

TheMightyMartin wrote: Ad-libbing For Dummies by Grimaldine
Good one.

Three Steps To Success, by Scott from Team 9 of Series 3

Changing Helmets, Changing Lives: Why, If It Ain't Broke, You Should Fix It Anyway, by Majida. Foreword by Lord C. Morris Fear

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How To Be Subtle About Expressing A Low Opinion Of Honesty Bartram, by Drassil. Ghost-written by Bartram's daughter, Verity Seldam

No, No, No: Why I Am Not Remotely Inspired By Margaret Thatcher In My Voice, In My Speeches To Daniel And Nathan, Or In My Nickname, by Maldame

Neighing Me, Knowing Hugh: Conversations With My Rider, by Neddy
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