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[Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

[The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Urm, I think she did say that, once...

Brollochan: I hunger for a dictionary!

Brollachan: "I hunger......for some Ready Brek! I'm so cold I have turned blue. My natural colour is orange, but I've been in this place for song long, people just forget about me! No, please, dont go... dont leave me here!"

Queen Greystagg: I Vont to be alone. Just me and my Viscount. (who remembers the commercial?)

('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)

Our Dear old Treg' returning to his inner child:-

SPELLCASTING:- B-Y-E-B-Y-E

Treguard - 'Pickle are you retarded??'

Treguard - 'you are the thickest set of idiots ive EVER seen, get out of my sight!'

Treguard - Right fear, sod the magic. Outside, now!

Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.

Lord Fear: You all can have a year long vacation.

Lord Fear; "I love it when you talk dirty to me, Hands!"

Treguard; "Oh for heavens sake, the scroll means take the dagger AND the gold! Why do I bother..."

Nitpicking now by any chance are we?

Hands; "Nits! I aint got nits......but I ave got Fleas!"

Treguard: Do a barrel roll!

(Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.)

Treguard - 'Pickle get off your knee's'

Lilith - Treguard begone, keep your nine inches away from me