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I will guess at Akash

Greg's first answer is Akash - let's see what that scores him...
That's a maximum score, I'm afraid - every single one of our six people remembered Akash's fatal encounter with a hungover Lillith midway through Series 2, and what a memorable scene (from a memomorable quest) it is!

AMY
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

BEN
Answer 1 - 1
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

NICK
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

GREG
Answer 1 - 6
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

Now we're going to come back down the line for everyone's second answer. Greg has chosen David - let's see what that scores him...
The very first dunegoneer met Lillith in the very first episode, as four of our six people remembered. Greg scores 4, taking his total up to 10.

AMY
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

BEN
Answer 1 - 1
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

NICK
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

GREG
Answer 1 - 6
Answer 2 - 4
TOTAL - 10

And so we come back to Nick. Our current high scorer is Greg on 10. If Nick scores 5 or less, he will go straight through to Round 2.

I'll try Danny from Series 1 please, host.

Nick says Danny - let's see what that scores him...
The ol' Buddha-for-ITCH transaction scores Nick 3 points, bringing his total to 7 and seeing him safely through to Round 2.

AMY
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

BEN
Answer 1 - 1
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

NICK
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - 3
TOTAL - 7

GREG
Answer 1 - 6
Answer 2 - 4
TOTAL - 10

Ben, we come to you. It doesn't matter what you score because you're through to Round 2 whatever happens, but the lower you score now, the more chance you have of going first in the head-to-head, if you make it that far.

Stuart (Series 2)

Ben says Stuart - let's see what that scores him...
This Series 2 scene is the only time we see Lillith up and about, stretching her legs. Ben scores 2 points, taking his total to an impressively low 3.

AMY
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

BEN
Answer 1 - 1
Answer 2 - 2
TOTAL - 3

NICK
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - 3
TOTAL - 7

GREG
Answer 1 - 6
Answer 2 - 4
TOTAL - 10

Amy, I hope you haven't gone to bed yet because we're coming to you to finish the round. If you score 5 or less, you are through to Round 2 with Nick and Ben. If you score 6, you will be in a tiebreak situation with Greg.

(Of course if you have gone to bed, you can answer tomorrow!)

Oops sorry I tried so hard to stay awake but eventually had to go to bed. I'll go for Helen.

Amy says Helen - let's see what that scores her...
Excellent work there, Amy - Series 1's Helen (who cheered up a convelescent Lillith with some flowers and got a WELL spell in return) scores you only 1 point, increasing your total to 5 and seeing you through to Round 2.

AMY
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - 1
TOTAL - 5

BEN
Answer 1 - 1
Answer 2 - 2
TOTAL - 3

NICK
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - 3
TOTAL - 7

GREG
Answer 1 - 6
Answer 2 - 4
TOTAL - 10

And so we say goodbye to Greg. Thanks for playing again, Greg, and I hope you enjoyed it. Now, let's see all the answers for this question:

AKASH - 6
ANTHONY - 4
DAVID - 4
MAEVE - 4
SIMON - 4
DANNY - 3
MARK - 3
RICHARD - 3
STUART - 2
CLAIRE - 1
HELEN - 1

There you have it, then. Congratulations to Amy, Ben and Nick, who all move on to the second round.

ROUND 2

Remember, whoever has the highest score at the end of this round will be leaving us; the other two will battle it out in the head-to-head to become our fourth Knightmare Pointless champion! We gave 6 people 100 seconds to name...

CREDITED KNIGHTMARE ACTORS WHO APPEARED IN ONE SERIES ONLY

Again, I don't think that needs too much explanation - we're looking for any actor (or actress, if I'm still allowed to use that term!) whose name appears in the closing credits of one series of Knightmare only.

Just for you, Amy - there are 11 actors on this list, and one of them is pointless. Please post your first answer.

Okay then, I'll choose David Verrey.

Amy says David Verrey - let's see what that scores her...
Nice one, Amy - David Verrey played Golgarach and McGrew in Series 3, as only one person remembered, so you score 1 point.

AMY
Answer 1 - 1
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

Ben, it's over to you.

I'll say Adrian Neil.

Ben says Adrian Neil - let's see what that scores him...
Adrian Neil played Ridolfo and Captain Nemanor in Series 6, as four of our six people remembered. Ben, you score 4 points.

AMY
Answer 1 - 1
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

BEN
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

So Nick - which fly-by-night Knightmare thespian will you plump for?

Jacqueline Joyce, please.

Nick says Jacquelin Joyce - let's see what that scores him...
Jacquelin Joyce played Romahna and Marta in Series 7, as two of our six people remembered. Nick, you score 2 points.

AMY
Answer 1 - 1
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

BEN
Answer 1 - 4
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

NICK
Answer 1 - 2
Answer 2 - ?
TOTAL - ?

We now come back down the line for the second pass so Nick, you're up again. Our current high scorer is Ben on 4, which means that if you score 1 or less, you are definitely through to the head-to-head.

Let's try Erin Geraghty (sorry if that's spelt wrong).