Parody of Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel

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Parody of Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel

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The team are waiting to audition for KM, and begin to ponder on what it’s really like to travel the dungeon…

MEMBER ONE:
Is it a kind of dream
Floating out when your blind
Following the path of your quest now team
Or is it a dream

MEMBER TWO:
There’s Lord Fear on the horizon
A strange glow in the sky
Any nobody seems to know where you go
Or what it all means
Oh ooh
Is it a dream

ALL:
Blinded eyes
Get me out of the line of fire
Blinded eyes
How did we lose and fail?
How can the team that tries so greatly
Suddenly turn so pale
Blinded eyes

MEMBER THREE:
Is this Sly Hand’s shadow
Creeping out with a knight
Wandering through the dungeons unseen
Or is it a dream

MEMBER FOUR:
There’s goblin pack in the levels
A cold sound in the air
[*goblin horn sounds*]
And nobody seems to know when you run
And when did you start?
Oh ooh
Into the dark

ALL:
Blinded eyes
Get me out of the line of fire
Blinded eyes
How did we lose and fail?
How can the team that tries so greatly
Suddenly turn so pale
Blinded eyes
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Re: I had a silly idea...

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Yes, this is certainly a lot of fun.

Emii, I afraid I don't recognise what the lastest song is based on. It's not 'Hungry Eyes' is it?

Here is a small submission:

A Team is foolish enough to get all three of Golgarach's questions wrong, making a mess of their quest, and forcing the wall monster make good on his promise to feed on the Dungeoneer. As he is about to do so, the entire cast of Knightmare appears, standing in a line, and sings:

'Feed the wall
Let him know it's quest mess time
Feed the wall
Let him know it's quest mess time...'

:)
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Re: I had a silly idea...

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'Feed the wall
Let him know it's quest mess time
Feed the wall
Let him know it's quest mess time...'

:)
*Cracks up* Any chance you can do the whole song? Start with th chorus maybe...
Emii, I afraid I don't recognise what the lastest song is based on. It's not 'Hungry Eyes' is it?
DAMN YOU! Damn you to the underworld! How can you not have seen Watership Down and savoured the wonderful Garfunkel song, 'Bright Eyes'. I've lost a great deal of respect for you. Post a nother song to redeem yourself ;D
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Re: I had a silly idea...

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I've lost a great deal of respect for you.
:o ... Oh well, at least you had some once upon a time...  ;)

I am working on another song (going back to Queen, in fact). But, anyone who is too busy to compose lyrics is welcome to post a possible song title for us to attempt.
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Re: I had a silly idea...

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Back to Queen? I think you re-earned my respect. And thats a good idea, taking requests!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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