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Parody of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:50 pm
by Drassil
One of my favourite comedy posts on the forum is a Monty Python/Knightmare crossover. And here's another one, based on their song Always Look on the Bright Side of Life from their film Life of Brian. Sing-along of original song here (contains a swear word)

Some Knightmare teams are bold
They don't seem to feel the cold
Other teams are tentative and shy
But when they're dungeoneering
There's one they should all be fearing
Because he makes you think you're going to die... so...

Always look upon Mogdred and quail
Whether questing for sword or shield or the Grail

You may be Mark or Helen
You're going down a well an'
Somebody nasty's waiting down below
He wants to see you stumble
Expects you to be humble
So proper palpitations you must show, and

Always look upon Mogdred and quail
While you're trying to dispel SHROUD on a vale

If you need to have a wee, go
While Merlin's alter ego
Takes all your hopes and grinds them in to dust
Don't be circumspect
Show him some respect
Let him know you're terrified: you must, and

Always look upon Mogdred and quail
As he tells you you're in his personal jail

Mogga didn't last
They had a change of cast
But still his laughter echoes down the years
You're only safe in bed
'Til he pops in your head
He's so good at being bad - embrace your fears and...

Always look upon Mogdred and quail
If you're falling then please remember to flail

Always look upon Mogdred and quail
Helps you keep perspective when you're impaled

Always look upon Mogdred and quail
He's the Wicked Witch, you're Dorothy Gale

Always look upon Mogdred and quail
For cavernwights his evil laughs are in braille, and

Always look upon Mogdred and quail!