Series 1 to 8 (parody of Allentown by Billy Joel)

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Drassil
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Series 1 to 8 (parody of Allentown by Billy Joel)

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It turns out that a recent film has parodied this song too. Video, Original lyrics

Well we're sitting here with Series 1
And a show called Knightmare has just begun
Mary Whitehouse says they're killing kids
If you can't watch, use your eyelids
Some see Merlin as a fecund old bore
His poor recall an accursed flaw
And the Dungeon starts as CSO
Vastly advanced by David Rowe
And we're living here with Series 2

But the best of quests would yet come through
And the episodes would change their day

Well we're sitting watching Series 3
With anticipation, terror and glee
All the dungeoneers that Treguard met
Martin got charred, having got wet
Then the Weeping Doors took over from walls
But they never really touched us at all
No they never taught us what was real
Eyeshield's a prop, brandy won't heal
And we're waiting here for Series 5

With new characters they keep it alive
And the viewer would be mad to stray

Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as Akash had got
But something happened to the series post-6
It wasn't broken but they still tried to fix

Well I'm watching Series 7 to 8
And I've seen some giant cats of late
And I hope they get a litter tray

And I bet they're very hard to spay
And we're watching Series 1 to 8
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Re: Series 1 to 8

Post by Canadanne »

Hahaha - a great song and a brilliant parody! Nice one David. :)
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