Parody of U Can't Touch This, The Girl is Mine, Song for Who

[Drassil]

The first of my latest song parodies is about Barry Thorne and his mouth; the second is also my second parody of a song from the album Thriller.

Based on: U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer
Original lyrics: http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/mc-ham ... h-this.php
Music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this

My, my, my, my mouth don't make me a slob
Makes me say, "Oh my gob"
Thank you for blessing me
With a helm to wear and two hyped feet
It feels good, when you know you're there
A super dope homeboy in a Knightmare
And I'm known as such
And I have a mouth, uh, you can't shut

You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this

I don't do things by half
I do them in quarters when I gotta get a staff
So move, outta your seat
And give a firestone now your staff's complete
While I'm flying, hold on
Chat a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Back to a mission so walk the back
Now you know, I talk too much
And this is a mouth, uh, you can't shut

You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this

Got me a boot, and potion
Make 'em chat, with all my emotion
Now, they know
When you talk about Barry you talk about a show
That's hyped, and tight
Sidriss is fretting, her pa's gone on strike
In a pub, with me
What it's gonna take for the wizard to see
The truth? REVEAL
Either talk hard or you might as well keel

That's the word because you know..

You can't shut this
You can't shut this

Break it down!

Troll... Hammer time!

Go into Goth, it is said
That if you can't fight the Fear then you probably are dead
So put your potion to the test
Have a few gulps, run fast backward through your quest
This is it, for a winner
Got the shield, now I'm gonna get dinner
I'm a smartrump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump, bump

You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this

Break it down!

Troll... Hammer time!

You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this

Break it down!

Troll... Hammer time!

Every time you see me
It's Barry's Dungeon hype
I'm best on the quest even if I'm talking tripe
Now why would I ever stop doing that?
With others dungeoneering who just don't chat
I've toured around the realm, from Dunshelm to Angar
It's "Barry, go Barry, love ya Barry, yo Barry"
And the quest made me a star

You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this

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Based on: The Girl is Mine by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney
Original lyrics: http://www.allmichaeljackson.com/lyrics ... smine.html
Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y96mdVTMByk

Every time they walk right in the room
And the flame begins to start
They shout loud because they're worried that
They could soon be blown apart

The chamber's mined
The Dungeon chamber's mined
I know it's mined
Because the Dungeon chamber's mined

I don't understand how way the flame
Sometimes lingers on the fuse
It's as if it's being generous
So the team does not yet lose

Because it's mined
The Dungeon chamber's mined
Don't waste your time
Because the Dungeon chamber's mined

They're watching on the screens
(Questing anywhere)

As you're blown to smithereens
(Losing they will share)

So come and watch as they
Go in the room

And they might enter daunted
Then die without a gauntlet
And by classmates be taunted
Then by bomb rooms be haunted and haunted

Don't build your hopes to be let down
Be the quest for Crown or Cup

You see they might not make it out of there
'Cause the bomb might blow them up

Because it's mined
The Dungeon chamber's mined
Don't waste your time
Because the Dungeon chamber's mined

It's mined, it's mined
Yes yes yes, it's mined
The chamber's mined, the chamber's mined
The chamber's mined, the chamber's mined

The chamber's mined, yep it's mined
The chamber's mined, yep it's mined

Don't waste your time
Because the Dungeon chamber's mined
The chamber's mined, the chamber's mined

[Martin, Series 2 dungeoneer:]
Douglas, we're not going to fight about this, OK?

[Douglas, Series 3 dungeoneer:]
Martin, I think I told you, I'm a loser not a fighter

[Martin:]
I've heard it all before, Douglas, they told me that I'm their forever
bomb room victim, you know, don't you remember?

[Douglas:]
Well, after exploding me, they said they couldn't explode another

[Paul:]
Is that what they said?

[Douglas:]
Yes, they said it, you keep dreaming

[Danny, Series 1 dungeoneer:]
I don't believe it

[Douglas, Martin, Danny:]
The chamber's mined (mined, mined, mined)...

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[Originally posted Mon 24 Dec '07, 15:24]

Based on: Song for Whoever by The Beautiful South
Original lyrics: http://www.risa.co.uk/sla/song.php?songid=18876

[Motley:]
I love you from the head atop my jester stick
I love you in the songs I write and sing
Love you because you listen when I take the mick
Although when you slap and zap me, it don't 'alf sting

[Mellisandre:]
Cheap, ever cheap
His chat-up lines put me to sleep

[Motley:]
I've no need to spellcast CREEP
It comes naturally
Oh Sidriss, Oh Maldame, Morghanna, Morgaine
I flirted with so many of you
I forget your name (I forget your name)

Gwendoline, Mellisan-dre, Velda too
Anyone female would do
Oracle, Brangwen Shee, Mrs. G. too

[Treguard:]
Nasty preceded by ooh

[Motley:]
I forget your name

I love you from the bell-end of my liripipe
I love the way you sometimes bear my jest
I'd love to see you fall hopelessly for my hype
And I'd love you till you let me bare my chest

[Gretel:]
Leap, just leap
Into a pit or ocean deep
If you don't leave me be I'll weep
I'll cry, Motley, cry

Aesandre, oh Heggatty, and Peggatty, you too
I think I'm suave and funny, am I a joke to you?
Am I a joke to you?

Gwendoline, Mellisan-dre, Velda too
Anyone female would do
Oracle, Brangwen Shee, Mrs. G. too

[Treguard:]
Nasty preceded by ooh

[Motley:]
Aesandre, oh Heggatty, and Peggatty, you too
I think I'm suave and funny, am I a joke to you?
Am I a joke to you?

Gwendoline, Mellisan-dre, Velda too
Anyone female would do
(Am I a joke to you?)
Oracle, Brangwen Shee, Mrs. G. too

[Treguard:]
Nasty preceded by ooh
By ooh, by ooh

[Motley:]
Am I a joke to you?

[Girls:]
We'd rather have McGrew

[Ironlord]

Troll... Hammer time!

Something like this, you mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ySNLHI77Ks

(The picture's a mite out of sync with the sound, but you get the idea...)