Here's something I thought of when listening to YMCA by the Village People:
My friend, please don't be depressed
I said, my friend, don't need to pass any test
I said, my friend, you're a Knightmare fan
There's no need to start feeling lonely
My friend, there's a place you can be
I said, my friend, owners Darren and Billy
Will make sure, you have lots of fun
With Blind Date, Catchphrase, Mornington...
It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey
It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey
Everything for KM fans and it never ends
You can chat with all your friends
It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey
It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey
You can get snogged by Snowwie, you can watch the news
Just remember we have some screws loose
My friend, please wipe your feet
In the chatroom, more people to meet
Don't think you've met Pooka, Sodoto or Keith
Prepare to stare in disbelief
No one escapes the resident bots
My friend, they will tie you in knots
Cypher, Caei, Jobey and formerly Q
At http://ikm.ezri.mine.nu
It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey
It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey
My friend, I was once in your shoes
I was lonely and had the blues
I had no fun, till I entered the chat
And the members all changed that
One night, I took their advice
They didn't care that, I turned them into mice
So go down, to the KM Chat, hey
And start chatting today
It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey
It's fun to chat at the KM Chat, hey
OK, it's got nothing to to with KM, but I'm thinking up something else. And it makes me look like an egomaniac. Mission accomplished.
Here's YET ANOTHER reworking of "The Time Warp"
It's astounding
Life force fleeting
Madness takes it's toll
Listen closely, to my instructions
Lord Fear, he'll take control
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those phases when
The fearnessss would hit me
Brollachan would be calling
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
It's just a jump on the ledge
And a sidestep to the right
Put your helm on your head
And clutch the eye shield tight
But it's the "Ooh Nasty"
That really drive you insane
Let's do the time warp again
It's so dreamy
Treguard please free me
But he can't see me
No, not at all
With a bit of a mouth slip
You're victim of Olaf's "blip"
And nothing could ever be the same
Wait for manifestation
But if in trepidation
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Well I was looking through the glass but unaware
Lord Fear was giving me an evil stare
Then I was there, taken by surprise
By his cool new lair and his glowing eyes
The bell chimed and I felt the shame
Time was nothing 'cos I lost the game