Here's "Sit down, you're rocking the boat" The scene: Treguard nipped out for a bathroom break during a quest as there didn't seem to be much going on, but when he returns he finds a guilty-looking dungeoneer, and boatsman and team and wants to know what's going on...
DUNGEONEER: I had tried my luck to get a boat to Dunshelm
And by some chance I had brought my gold along
and there I stood, and I hollered
Someone take me
but the boatsman there he burst right into song...
For then said he sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat
TEAM: Crowd around said sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat
BOATSMAN: And Lord Fear will drag you under,
by the sharp horn of your helm, take note:
sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
BOATSMAN AND TEAM: sit down you're rocking the boat.
BOATSKEEPER: I sailed the way on that little boat to Dunshelm
and by some chance found a gold bar in my fist,
and there I stood,
nicely passin' out the chatter
but my passenger was bound to resist...
For the boatsman then said beware
TEAM: Boatsman then said beware - beware
you're on a five-star boat trip
Boatsman then said beware
Boatsman then said beware
BOATSMAN: beware you'll mess up the ship
And Lord Fear will drag you under
By that fancy knapsack, stop playing the goat
sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat
DUNGEONEER: And as I laughed as that boatsman was going
A great big wave came and washed me overboard
and as I sank, and I hollered:
Someone save me
the moment I saw the blue screen said thank the Lord...
TEAM: Thank the Lord, thank the Lord
BOATSMAN: And I said to that boy sit down,
TEAM: Said to that boy sit down - sit down
BOATSMAN: sit down you're rocking the boat
Said to that boy sit down,
TEAM: said to that boy sit down
sit down you're rocking the boat
BOATSMAN: And Lord Fear will drag you under
And Lord Fear will drag you under
With all this heavy gold you'll never float,
sit down
BOATSMAN AND TEAM: sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat
Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down,
sit down you're rockin' the boat
Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down,
sit down you're rockin' the boat
Sit down you're rockin' the boat