Fall Apart (parody of Hungry Heart by Bruce Springsteen)

[Mashibinbin]

Inspiration from Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart:

Got an eyeshield, helmet and greedy knapsack,
Treguard told me I couldn't turn back
As a goblin group just kept on gaining,
the panic I felt kept my trousers a staining.

Every dungeoneer can fall apart
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
Choose the wrong item and it's a bad start
Every dungeoneer can fall apart

I met her in the Crazed Heifer
What I saw made me like the look of her
She looked at me and asked me some things
Falsehoods meant I'm stuck with this item that stinks.

Every dungeoneer can fall apart

Every dungeoneer wants a chamber to rest
Every dungeoneer wants to eventually get home
Dont make no difference what nobody says
Aint nobody like to be Festus' bone

Every dungeoneer can fall apart...

[Mashibinbin]

[Meant to edit this in to accompany the filk but timed out on ability to do I'm afraid so if mods want to shift it (quiet at the back!) into previous post they may do so]

This forum member certainly did appreciate the previous number and was indeed profusing blushing at the lines
"I am Ah Mok
I am a legend"
this led me to think back to a singstar session and how Heart of Glass was forever altered in a number of peoples perceptions and this brought me back to Springsteen's Hungry Heart my latest tune which I enjoy rather a lot.