Fall Apart (parody of Hungry Heart by Bruce Springsteen)
Posted: 23 Aug 2009, 23:32
Inspiration from Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart:
Got an eyeshield, helmet and greedy knapsack,
Treguard told me I couldn't turn back
As a goblin group just kept on gaining,
the panic I felt kept my trousers a staining.
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
Choose the wrong item and it's a bad start
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
I met her in the Crazed Heifer
What I saw made me like the look of her
She looked at me and asked me some things
Falsehoods meant I'm stuck with this item that stinks.
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
Every dungeoneer wants a chamber to rest
Every dungeoneer wants to eventually get home
Dont make no difference what nobody says
Aint nobody like to be Festus' bone
Every dungeoneer can fall apart...
Got an eyeshield, helmet and greedy knapsack,
Treguard told me I couldn't turn back
As a goblin group just kept on gaining,
the panic I felt kept my trousers a staining.
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
Choose the wrong item and it's a bad start
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
I met her in the Crazed Heifer
What I saw made me like the look of her
She looked at me and asked me some things
Falsehoods meant I'm stuck with this item that stinks.
Every dungeoneer can fall apart
Every dungeoneer wants a chamber to rest
Every dungeoneer wants to eventually get home
Dont make no difference what nobody says
Aint nobody like to be Festus' bone
Every dungeoneer can fall apart...