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In A Room (parody of er...In a Room by Dodgy)

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:12 pm
by HobGoblin
Has anyone done this one? Even if they have, seemed like an obvious choice for my first effort...

In a room, there's two fireplaces
Don't know why I'm telling you this
Take the pie, beware of the scorpion
Why don't we always just turn right?

If we are now questing again
Surely this will never end
Unless you fall down that hole in the floor
What's waiting for you behind the door?

In a room, one of those stone faces
You need good knowledge to be a knight
In a room, lifeforce slowly wasting
There’s something wrong here, let’s go right

If we are now questing again
Surely this will never end
Unless we fail on Arthurian lore
What's waiting for you behind the door?

As I shuffle through a large blue room
Too blind to study the emptiness
In a room there's only so much space (so much space)
A lone soul playing in loneliness

Did not pick up the key
I've gone and locked myself in for good (locked himself in for good)
No one can reach me
No one hears my voice anymore
Not anymore...

If we are now questing again
Surely this will never end
Unless you walk into a buzzing saw
What's waiting for you behind the door?

If we are now questing again
Surely this will never end