Parody of Can You Dig It? by The Mock Turtles

[Drassil]

This parody of Can You Dig It? by The Mock Turtles is about Quest 7 of Series 2. Official audio

You met Mogdred on a vale
Invented epic fail
Bet your teachers weren't too proud
You couldn't dispel SHROUD

Can't you spell it? Oh no
Can't you spell it? Oh no
Can't you spell it? Oh no
Can't you tell it's got an O in
One little letter omitted. How?
We don't know
Don't say stalactite though

Nor do we know how the hell
You earned a SHOVEL spell

It's
"Not for digging" Oh no
Can you listen? Oh no
"Not for digging" Oh no
Can't you frigging write it down?
You really are a poor Dungeon crew
And that's why Cedric'll bludgeon you
It's not SPADE
And so he put your lights out

Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah
Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah
Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah
Treguard, DISMISS, cast it now
Farewell to Neil, Jason and Craig and Mark
Spent nearly all your quest in the dark
In a shrud
And now it's time to shove off

Can you spell it?
Can you spell it?
Can you spell it?
Can you spell it?