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Parody of Don't You Want Me by The Human League

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2016 6:10 pm
by Drassil
http://knightmare.com/forum/39/774?start=105#p16783:
In 2004, Moana Liza wrote:[In the dungeons you would never see] Treguard and Majida doing a rendition of "Don't you Want me Baby" in true Human League fashion.
Twelve years later, here it is. But not the way round that you might have been expecting. I'll let you work out who's singing which bit. Official video, lyrics

You were working as a greybeard in a castle base
When I met you
I helped you out, I propped you up, despite grumpy face
Gave three teams of winners too

And if I saw a puzzle that was too difficult
I made sure that the cosmos knew
And if ten teams did not survive it's hardly my fault
It's yours for saying "pooh pooh pooh"

Why don't you want me?
I could not quite believe it
When you left me out of Geek Week
Why don't you want me?
Your chamber it is nothing
If it doesn't have my mystique
All you did was leach
While I came up with Reach
And objects in the knapsack
And the lovely Short Cut

Don't you want me, Treguard?
Don't you want me?
Nooo
Don't you want me, Treguard?
Don't you want me?
Nooo

I was working - with some grey hairs - in a castle base
Accepted, true
But even then it would have been a much better place
If that bottle had kept you
The two years you were here had those winning teams
In spite of you
And as for all the spells and potions that granted sight
Frankly, who would not say, "Pooh"?

No, I don't want you
I should've stuck with Pickle
But to my shame, I was fickle
No, I don't want you
Got headaches from your dramas
And fed up of your pyjamas
What wisdom could I teach
To someone who liked Reach
And objects in the knapsack
And that bloody Short Cut?

Don't you want me, Treguard?
Don't you want me?
Nooo
Don't you want me, Treguard?
Don't you want me?
Nooo

Re: Parody of Don't You Want Me by The Human League

Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 4:50 pm
by Canadanne
Excellent work! :D