Parody of Freedom by Wham!
Posted: 14 Jan 2017, 18:17
Twice in Knightmare, a catcombite was brought to a standstill with a FREEZER spell. It didn't happen a third time because the catacombite sung this song - to the tune of Freedom by Wham! - to explain that it's just hungry, that's all. Video, lyrics
Think that meeting me will be your doom, right?
Giant skull on legs (or catacombite)
"It's the devil of this level and it's laying in wait for you, oh no"
If we chatted maybe you'd adore me
But you've heard the lies so you deplore me
I'm not scary, I want dairy, but they don't understand
So they lock me down with magic
More than once, twice, forever
'Cause Treguard tells them how to use spells and that
And that they should choose a speller
And they do
I don't want your FREEZER
I don't want to stand around
I don't want a body, baby
Flesh and blood just slows me down
I don't need your FREEZER
Oh all I want right now is food
I'm as friendly as a village cleric
Hello, did you know my name is Eric?
I just go from day to day hoping for a bit of milk or cheese
But people see me and they tend to brick it
While I panic about getting rickets
I'm lacking lactose (and I lack toes): where's the calcium?
Tony passed me to a "playpen:
Play a while, play forever"
'Cause his team didn't know that I'd help them out
For a blob of Philadelphia
And I would
I don't want your FREEZER
I don't want to stand around
I don't want a body, baby
Flesh and blood just slows me down
I don't need your FREEZER
Oh all I want right now is food
(Feed me cheddar, give me stilton)
(Find me ice cream, get my pie back)
So don't lock me down with magic
More than once, twice, forever
'Cause instead you could give me some Dairylea
And go on with your endeavour
And it's true...
Think that meeting me will be your doom, right?
Giant skull on legs (or catacombite)
"It's the devil of this level and it's laying in wait for you, oh no"
If we chatted maybe you'd adore me
But you've heard the lies so you deplore me
I'm not scary, I want dairy, but they don't understand
So they lock me down with magic
More than once, twice, forever
'Cause Treguard tells them how to use spells and that
And that they should choose a speller
And they do
I don't want your FREEZER
I don't want to stand around
I don't want a body, baby
Flesh and blood just slows me down
I don't need your FREEZER
Oh all I want right now is food
I'm as friendly as a village cleric
Hello, did you know my name is Eric?
I just go from day to day hoping for a bit of milk or cheese
But people see me and they tend to brick it
While I panic about getting rickets
I'm lacking lactose (and I lack toes): where's the calcium?
Tony passed me to a "playpen:
Play a while, play forever"
'Cause his team didn't know that I'd help them out
For a blob of Philadelphia
And I would
I don't want your FREEZER
I don't want to stand around
I don't want a body, baby
Flesh and blood just slows me down
I don't need your FREEZER
Oh all I want right now is food
(Feed me cheddar, give me stilton)
(Find me ice cream, get my pie back)
So don't lock me down with magic
More than once, twice, forever
'Cause instead you could give me some Dairylea
And go on with your endeavour
And it's true...