Another parody of Three Lions

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Another parody of Three Lions

Post by Drassil » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:00 pm

Here's my previous one; this one's about the winning quest in Series 4. Lyrics, music video; clip of quest win

"Oh dear, what a pity, never mind"
"You were never very good at manoeuvring, were you?"

He's casting HOME, he's casting HOME, he's casting
Merlin's casting HOME

"It's humans nil and dungeon five"

He's casting HOME, he's casting HOME, he's casting
Merlin's casting HOME
[x3]

Everyone seemed to know the doors
They'd seen it all before
Every time, Series 4
Was Dickon gonna be any good?
Make it through Dunkley Wood?
But we saw that he could
And we remember

Four lads on a quest
Rows of blades were gleaming
Brother Mace distressed
Hordriss had been scheming

So many jokes, so many fears
Of losing dungeoneers
None had won for two years
But then we saw the transporter floors
And the pilloried fool
Malice: left eye got sore
And Dooreen's crying

Dickon was the best
Julian's successor
36 pre-quests
Many teams were lesser

"He's done it, master! Dickon has the Crown!"
"I see you have a winner for us! Well, goodness gracious me."
"Spellcasting: U-N-I-T-E"
"What you have achieved is worth far more than any treasure."

I know that was then, and the next time it's Ben

He's casting HOME, he's casting HOME, he's casting
Merlin's casting HOME
[x2]

"The dungeon salutes you. Spellcasting: H-O-M-E"

He's casting HOME, he's casting HOME, he's casting
Merlin's casting HOME...

Four lads on a quest
Ariadne crawling
Got Gundrada stressed
No misguided falling

Four lads on a quest
Skulls and boats were floating
Boatman unimpressed
Hordriss did some gloating

Four lads on a quest
Called Motley a headcase
'Cause he like to jest
Lied to Melly and Mace

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