Parody of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band

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Parody of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band

Post by Drassil » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:08 pm

Hordriss modestly reviews his accomplishments since first meeting a dungeoneer in Series 3. Based on Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. Original lyrics

You can't pass, for one's around
"You'll have to go back
Or ... go down"
So began one's long career:
Greeting scores of dungeoneers

When they use one's calling name
One turns up and one spreads one's fame
Spreads one's fame, when straits are dire
Next to Treguard, there is nobody higher

A-adsum revelanti
One's magic will come in handy
One's here to up the ante
With Revelanti

One gives them SPLASH, one gives them SPEED
HERO or FREEZE, as they may need
FIRE, BUT or OPPOSITE
TRANSFORMATION (which didn't fit)

A-adsum revelanti
One stands against technomancy
One's here to up the ante
With Revelanti

One uses magic when one is cross
One has curses to show them who's boss
Minstrels, jesters, Wittless and Mace
Revelanti with a mage's grace

One is Harris: fancy that
One is a tortoise, a witch, a cat
Just when you think you'll have a wretched day
You hear the word that one always says

A-adsum revelanti
So many spells in one's pantry
One's here to up the ante
With Revelanti

When they use one's calling name
One turns up and one spreads one's fame
Spreads one's fame, when straits are dire
Next to Treguard, there is nobody higher

One turns up, in one's red gown
One's reputation is safe and sound
One turns up, in one's red gown
One's reputation is safe and sound
One turns up, in one's red gown
One's reputation is safe and sound

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