Parody of Lay All Your Love On Me by ABBA

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Parody of Lay All Your Love On Me by ABBA

Post by Drassil » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:35 pm

To the tune of the ABBA song Lay All Your Love On Me (1981). Official audio, Original lyrics

I so zealous in Series 2
I didn't notice the potions were all nameless brews
Not that inventive, we saw it twice
Without a name, potion bottles are a dull device
Yet we saw even more
In Series 3 and 4
And 6 and 5
Oh man alive
It's such a bore

Do go naming every potion
Way down to Level 3

In Series 5 came some surety
We saw a potion which had a name: Impurity
And now the labels could make us think
Though did we need one that had 'I am' and added 'DRINK'?
A thirsty dungeoneer
Who's far too young for beer
Can ditch the Sprite
And down True Sight
To make things clear

Do go naming every potion
Way down to Level Three
Don't go titling creams and lotions
Drinks it has got to be

But naming was open to misuse
Just who came up with the bright idea of Goblin Juice?
And do we know how Fast Backwards worked?
It rewound time itself, sort of, with logic shirked
Now mix calligraphy
With creativity
And give each phial
A touch of style
For us to see

Do go naming every potion
Way down to Level Three
Don't go titling creams and lotions
Drinks it has got to be...

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