<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Musical Parody]]></title><description><![CDATA[Knightmare-related musical parodies]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/category/41</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 12:12:21 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/category/41.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2026 18:04:39 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys]]></title><description><![CDATA[Based on the Backstreet Boys song I Want It That Way (1999). Official video
I am a flier
Who can breathe fire
I came to Fridays
'Cause they blocked the wellways
Pre me, were stairways and carts
To reach deeper parts
Now they say
You can't use the wellway
Tell me why Elita calls you faceache
Tell me why Sly Hands is such a pissed flake
Tell me why stone chutes became so passé
They blocked the wellways
I'm no descender
A pre-weekender
In green: goodbye, grey
'Cause there are no wellways
Tell me why Elita calls you faceache
Tell me why Sly Hands is such a pissed flake
Tell me why stone chutes became so passé
They blocked the wellways
Come Series 8 and I'm sat on my arse
Like the way the wyrms used to be
No matter that Treguard treats me like a dog
I'll taxi once more for thee
Across the mire
I'm flying higher
I am, I am, I am, I am
Smirky again today...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3482/parody-of-i-want-it-that-way-by-backstreet-boys</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3482/parody-of-i-want-it-that-way-by-backstreet-boys</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2026 18:04:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Black Magic by Little Mix]]></title><description><![CDATA[Based on Black Magic by Little Mix (2015). Official video and lyrics
All the kids in the land at the dungeon door
Saw the casting of spells and we wanted more
Need a FREEZER for a catacombite?
Want a LANTERN to make a wellway light?
Here's the answer, come and spell it
On a Knightmare quest
As for Treguard: HEROES if you won
Maybe UNITE for the late undone
Mostly DISMISSing for five whole series
And the teams egressed
At the pealing of bells he'd be casting his spells, 'cause
Treguard had his own magic quotient
When teams' luck was too tough
But eventually someone reckoned
DISMISS was not enough
So it changed to "Farewell"
Watchers thought "What the hell
Do you call that magic
Do you call that magic"
[x2]
If you're looking for Mr. Knight
Need that magic so you're not set alight
Beat the mancer, that's what Ben did
During Series 6
Head towards Level 3 for a spelling spree, and
Take a trip on a secret ocean
With Captain Nemanor
Help him out and his WIND will send you
Into the Mines of Gore
Your choice of TRICK or TREAT
And then SPLASH to defeat
And it's called-out magic
And it's called-out magic...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3479/parody-of-black-magic-by-little-mix</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3479/parody-of-black-magic-by-little-mix</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2026 19:54:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters]]></title><description><![CDATA[About the latter part of Series 7 Quest 7. Based on Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters (1964). Official audio
Oh when the boot's put down and there's a Marta who's a spoof
And in a room that was hot, you were kept safe by drinking Fireproof
Lissard's with Hordriss, but he can't see
Mountebanks are just like mages, fools to be
Dungeons and Hordriss, once to be feared
Dungeons and Hordriss, a formidable beard
Dungeons and Hordriss, now he acts like a clot
Dungeons and Hordriss, for the sake of plot
Dungeons and Hordriss, Hordriss
In the pub you hear the tavern maid sounding quite unreal
And so it's time to help the top dog by spelling REVEAL
Lissard's with Hordriss, now he can see
So he shows your team a stairway to Level 3
Dungeons and Lord Fear, he's raising hell
Dungeons and Lord Fear, listen in through a shell
Dungeons and Lord Fear, sends a troll up a shaft
Dungeons and Lord Fear, crushed again it's daft
Dungeons and Lord Fear, Lord Fear...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3471/parody-of-under-the-boardwalk-by-the-drifters</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3471/parody-of-under-the-boardwalk-by-the-drifters</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2026 18:31:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Overprotected by Britney Spears]]></title><description><![CDATA[Velda sings. Based on Overprotected by Britney Spears (2001). Official video
I'll meet Simon...
James... Scott... Julie... Kelly...
Gavin... Martin...
Series... Three - action!
Say hello to the elf that I am
You're going to have to deal with my directives
If you are on a quest through Banburn, here I am
And when I scream "Elvandis", you're protected
If behemoths come my way
Or there are goblins taking chances
Then they will rue the day
I will shoot, I will jab
Not just casual glances
What's she gonna do with her knife?
You will find out, don't worry
Should I take the left door or the right?
You've just got to do it your way
I can help when danger's real
And my knife will keep the ogre deflected
I'll tell them I don't like bearded men, 'cause I don't
And Dunshelm has to deal with my invective
Giving me a rose, well that will help, making me more well-disposed
Like freeing me
When incarcerated
If behemoths come my way
Or there are goblins taking chances
Then they will rue the day
I will shoot, I will jab
Not just casual glances
What's she gonna do with her knife?
You will find out, don't worry
Should I take the left door or the right?
You just got to do it your way
I can help when danger's real
And my knife will keep the ogre deflected...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3470/parody-of-overprotected-by-britney-spears</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3470/parody-of-overprotected-by-britney-spears</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 18:10:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of HYPNOTIZE by XG]]></title><description><![CDATA[Based on HYPNOTIZE by XG (2026). Official video
Hey, you're questing from what you can't escape
No wellway can get you out of your losing state this day
I watch and criticise
Your bad advice
You could feel more wise
If you'd got it right, no ill advising
Woah, woah, woah, ill advising
Woah, woah, now you've died from your own advice
'Cause every time a team screws up like this
There's a little spell I cast: DISMISS
I say you lost lost lost
Through ill advising
And you give a wave and walk walk walk away
With a scroll you're homeward bound
Four who rolled the dice
But they lost through bad advice
You begin a quest to be a knight
A knapack to feed your life force sprite
For the watchers of illusion
Your commands may cause confusion
If you're not too deft
Then your right is muddled with your left
And then you have a dungeoneer who's wrongly stepped
You were not adept, my goodbye is prepped
I watch and criticise
Your bad advice
You could feel more wise
If you'd got it right, no ill advising
Woah, woah, woah, ill advising
Woah, woah, now you've died from your own advice
'Cause every time a team screws up like this
There's a little spell I cast: DISMISS
I say you lost lost lost
Through ill advising
And you give a wave and walk walk walk away
With a scroll you're homeward bound
Four who rolled the dice
But they lost through bad advice
When you're falling deep, what do you see?
Not Level Three
Curve of your learning's steep
You're back at school
Teams saying "Where am I?" "You're in a room"
Might need more keen minds to stay clear of doom
Now they're playing my game, if they lose then I shame them
Victims of their own bad advice...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3468/parody-of-hypnotize-by-xg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3468/parody-of-hypnotize-by-xg</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2026 17:36:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter]]></title><description><![CDATA[Marking the 40th anniversary this year of the first Knightmare pilot. Based on Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter (2025). Official video
An idea was awoken
By the electronic
Could adventure gaming
On TV be iconic?
You found an illustrator
David Rowe got started
You cast a dungeon master
Treguard, that's what you'll call him
Blue screen
With grids in
So
Make players... sightless
And there's computer life force in, I know
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning to me
Luck was rife
With your filming at Anglia TV
Innovation and flair
You turned into Knightmare
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning
Elevating children's TV
From the Spaceward great things come
With traps and threats to overcome
And teatime scares at maximum
We knew it was the one
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning to me
Luck was rife
With your filming at Anglia TV
Innovation and flair
You turned into Knightmare
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning
Elevating children's TV
Oh you made a series we can't forget
Sixty-nine quests, it was magnificent
And your Broadsword was might-ier than your pen
Right there
Knightmare...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3466/parody-of-manchild-by-sabrina-carpenter</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3466/parody-of-manchild-by-sabrina-carpenter</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 19:00:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of I'm Going Slightly Mad by Queen]]></title><description><![CDATA[Merlin reflects on the emergence of his alter ego Mogdred in Series 2. Based on I'm Going Slightly Mad by Queen (1991). Official lyric video
When the count of episodes rises
And we've double the dungeoneers
A pale and more clean-shaven side of me
Appears on Levels 3 and 2, oh dear
Is he trying to tell you something?
Dismissal's what he wants for you
He says that he likes observing fear
He's my dark side, I wish it wasn't true
I'm going slightly bad
I'm going slightly bad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened, oh no
It finally happened
I'm slightly bad
Oh dear
Put Treguard under a mute spell
Cast SHROUD, it was chilling
His playpen put Tony in hell
He wakes up dragons for killing
He wants a pledge from believers
Monks he pretends to be
Miss Gretel he dared to kidnap
To Chris he threatened puppetry
Oh dear
He's got a giant hand
He's got a giant hand
He's trying to grab you, grab you
He's trying to grab you, oh yes
One day technomancers
Will steal his act
Lord Fear
He makes sure my every good deed'll
Be balanced by one that's cruel
He's striving to make me shut down a phase
And send kids homeward for Yule...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3465/parody-of-i-m-going-slightly-mad-by-queen</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3465/parody-of-i-m-going-slightly-mad-by-queen</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2025 12:53:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Driving Home For Christmas by Chris Rea]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chris was very brave considering the hand he was dealt.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3464/parody-of-driving-home-for-christmas-by-chris-rea</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3464/parody-of-driving-home-for-christmas-by-chris-rea</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[s4t8brett]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2025 17:56:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Jealous Type by Doja Cat]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dungeoneer Richard from Series 8 Team 1 sings about his quest. Based on Jealous Type by Doja Cat (2025). Official video, original lyrics
Oh, let me know if this is feckless, I
Have to choose between four objects and just can't decide
Which two I should be taking from the scroll's advice
Maybe I'll regret not picking up Stiletta's knife
It's Stiletta's knife
The clue room
Can condemn you to a new doom
When the scroll says 'green', the clue is
To look for where that hue is
Got past balls of fire
I did not wait in that lane
But my quest's not fine
It's dyin'
Oh, let me know if this is feckless, I
Have to choose between four objects and just can't decide
Which two I should be taking from the scroll's advice
Maybe I'll regret not picking up Stiletta's knife
It's Stiletta's knife
Joanne Heywood, I met Joanne Heywood
Joanne Heywood, then I met Paul Valentine
Joanne Heywood, I met Joanne Heywood
Joanne Heywood, then I met Paul Valentine
I said, "I wanna get to Level Two"
I'm gonna need a trapdoor and a code today
Had a bottle full of pigeon poo
I unstopper, throw it onto the statue, it comes to life
All it took to bring back Motley
And he said "Chlistmas" when he started up
And if we'd got 'Green for a girl' like we should've done
I wouldn't be locked in, meeting Bhal-Shebah, ha
No dungeoneer wants to be cooked alive for leaving a blade
Because a basic hint caused too much debate
I took the key instead and later we paid
I got flambéed...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3456/parody-of-jealous-type-by-doja-cat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3456/parody-of-jealous-type-by-doja-cat</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2025 12:39:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Tears by Sabrina Carpenter]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ariadne sings a song based on Tears by Sabrina Carpenter (2025). Official video; original lyrics
(Shelob-esque)
I make webs down on Level 2
Being an octuple-legg'd beast
Fleeing me's what you're supposed to do
Or you'll be deceased
A gargantuan tarantula's not the best part of your day
Maybe you should leave quickly, I'll come and eat you eat you eat you up
For Jamie the automatum, it came before me in gameplay
And Gretel the maid's so whiny, I
Don't like her
I make webs down on Level 2
Being an arachnid is cool
Freezing me: magic will get you through
Cast RUN or you're through
The strands of my web are sticky, a girl called Nicky stuck around
Gundrada was an arachnophobe; Motley's oh so oh so oh so cruel
The astrolabe that came later, I'm like, "Why I have got this thing?"
Bringing me back for Geek Week, well I'm like, "Is that me?"
I make webs, starting Series 2
Somehow they materialise
Flee now or I'll make a ghost of you
Fear my many eyes
I make webs down on Level 2
Being an octuple-legg'd beast
Fleeing me's what you're supposed to do
Or you'll be deceased
(Bone break...)
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3455/parody-of-tears-by-sabrina-carpenter</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3455/parody-of-tears-by-sabrina-carpenter</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2025 14:10:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of The Subway by Chappell Roan]]></title><description><![CDATA[After Grimwold the ogre bit one of Festus's heads off, the head became (what else?) a skull haunting. It then had a failed relationship with another skull haunting — and sang this song to the tune of The Subway by Chappell Roan (released in 2025). Official video, original lyrics
I saw your green glow
Mandible next to your mouth
There at the wellway
I nearly had a breakdown
Half a phase later
Saw you in the Mills of Doom
And it so chilled me
I had to leave the room
I wish the only way, it wasn't onward
When's it onward, it's never onward
It's such a lonely way, this moving onward
Moving onward, I've not moved onward
'Til I don't look for you in the bare caves
Or wish you thought that we were still ghoulmates
But I'm still coldly floating through this phase
'Til you're just another skull at the wellway
Ate Grimwold's dinner
He went and bit my head off
I see my stump and
My other heads and Mrs. G scoff
I made a promise
If in four quests my mood's further south
Well, damn this dungeon
I'm going through the serpent's mouth
I wish the only way, it wasn't onward
When's it onward, it's never onward
It's such a lonely way, this moving onward
Moving onward, I've not moved onward
'Til I can steal the scene during gameplay
And have a good refresh rate each Friday
But I'm still coldly floating through this phase
'Til you're just another skull at the wellway
You've lit, you've lit the way
You've lit the way, you've lit the way
And you flit, you flit away
You flit away, you flit away...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3454/parody-of-the-subway-by-chappell-roan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3454/parody-of-the-subway-by-chappell-roan</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2025 18:40:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Lucky by Britney Spears]]></title><description><![CDATA[About Series 3 Quest 3, to the tune of Lucky by Britney Spears (2000). By a happy coincidence, this team encountered spears. Official audio, Original lyrics
This is a story about a boy named Simon
"Enter, stranger", he fades in
Then Mark, Deborah and Claire
It's time for knapsack, helmet on
And later into Kaa's lair
We go, "Will he be lucky, this Horsham-bred guy?"
And we say, "He's so plucky, he's a star"
But he die-die-died when he went too far, drifting
He'd met Mr. Grimwold and his wife
And few dungeoneers had that plight
He passed Golgarach, fled a bomb
And he had an ogre on his tail
And while dungeoneering, nearly got a spearing
But tell me, what led his team to fail?
We go, "Will he be lucky, this Horsham-bred guy?"
And we say, "He's so plucky, he's a star"
But he die-die-died when he went too far, drifting
Gifted with invisibility
Went down but not to Level 3
"Series 3, and the winner is... no one!"
"I'm Rhark the Goblin for the Opposition, skulking inside the caves waiting for Simon..."
"...Where is he?"
Will he be lucky, this Horsham-bred guy?
He is so plucky, but why can't he fly?
Encountered Mr. Grimwold and his wife
Velda saved him some strife
And we say, "He's so plucky, he's a star"
But he die-die-died when he went too far, drifting
He met Mr. Grimwold and his wife
And few dungeoneers had that plight
Tried to be plucky
But he die-die-died when he went too far, DISMISS
Farewell Simon, on with Series 3
'Til Leo dies similarly
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3450/parody-of-lucky-by-britney-spears</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3450/parody-of-lucky-by-britney-spears</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2025 15:03:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Whenever, Wherever by Shakira]]></title><description><![CDATA[I love this!!
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3449/parody-of-whenever-wherever-by-shakira</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3449/parody-of-whenever-wherever-by-shakira</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2025 14:40:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of The Giver by Chappell Roan]]></title><description><![CDATA[A goblin auditions. Based on The Giver by Chappell Roan (2025). Official video; Original lyrics
Ain't got brains and ain't got brawn
But I've got a goblin horn
That I blow on the hunt for a Friday bite
And I'll track kids down any path
From dwarvish tunnels to Dungarth
As agile as an underfed cat
So Skarkill
When you need a quest done
You can call me, Skarkill
'Cause you won't wanna smell me
But I'll elev-ate ya
And none will overtake ya, 'cause Skarkill I'm a Grippa
If you have to wash me, it's sewers not a river
Ain't no cavernwight critter
The dungeoneer's done
From Banburn to Dunn
Hey I don't need arachnid struts
Or mechanics in my guts
'Cause how I look is how I hunt
And in the Dungeon of Deceit
Good luck finding a goblin who can beat
An elfstone's lure all Friday long
So Skarkill
Start your squad off with one
Hire me, Skarkill
'Cause I don't laze at wellways
Moving's in my nature
So tame me like a tamer, 'cause Skarkill I'm a Grippa
Don't need much to feed me, just dung and human liver
Ain't no greedy Fatilla
I'm nobody's hun
Though clubbing is fun
The dungeoneer's done
'Cause you don't need to tempt me
I'm not here to date ya
Don't treat me like a talker, 'cause Skarkill I'm a Grippa
I've evaded Gwendoline, while she exhausts her quiver
There's no faerie that's fitter
I'm second to none
From Three up to One
Good hygiene I shun
The quests are undone
Oh and Rhark's my plus-one
So man, will I do?
You're lovely
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3446/parody-of-the-giver-by-chappell-roan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3446/parody-of-the-giver-by-chappell-roan</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2025 18:52:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of She's A Star by James]]></title><description><![CDATA[A song about Natasha Pope's deadliest character in Series 3. Based on She's A Star by James (1997). Lyrics, Official audio
Whenever she's feeling elvish
She's Velda and battle cries she roars
From Kelly she took a rose n'
Martin's the last dungeoneer she saw
Golgarach does all the odd quests
Says "Falsehood" if he finds you a fool
In even quests we get Brangwen
She fills up a wall
But oh, she plays someone else far more dark
Someone whose bite is much worse than her bark
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
She's been in Arthurian legend
She's moved to the Lower Catacombs
At home on the lowest level
Under Level 2
Oh Ross, she knows where to wait in the dark
Oh Martin, she's so much worse than the shark
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
Don't think you'll defeat her
Without some magic from a wyrm
Be scared when you meet her
She'll make you squirm
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
She's Morghaaa-aaa-aaanna
It's a long path
Better not pause
Axe or lightning
It's a long fall
Ooh nasty
Ooh nasty
She's Morghanna
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3442/parody-of-she-s-a-star-by-james</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3442/parody-of-she-s-a-star-by-james</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jan 2025 19:33:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin]]></title><description><![CDATA[Based on Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin (1999). From the point of view of someone who isn't keen on a certain Knightmare character. Official video, original lyrics
She's in instead of Pickle
Like a piranha shoal
I'm not entranced or tickled
Bulstrode is the lesser troll
She's into irritation
Complaints in the firelight
She's got a predilection
For showing Treguard spite
She'll treat you with derision
When you're trying to explain
She'll take your dignity and staff
And unleash a realm of pain
Series 7 down the drain (Bog off)
Upside, inside out
She's frickin' Majida, loathe 'er
She'll push and pull you down
Frickin' Majida, loathe 'er
No wonder Motley fled
She's beyond the help of a joker
She will piss you off
Frickin' Majida, loathe 'er
Frickin' Majida, loathe 'er
She's frickin' Majida, loathe 'er
I s'pose she thinks it's witty
Giving Crusades veterans hell
And yet she treats every team with pity
She thinks they all need a seeing spell
She disses Hordriss' daughter
From her barbs she won't refrain
And if I knew who sent her here
I would formally complain
Oh no here she goes again (Bog off)...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3440/parody-of-livin-la-vida-loca-by-ricky-martin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3440/parody-of-livin-la-vida-loca-by-ricky-martin</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jan 2025 18:35:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Femininomenon by Chappell Roan]]></title><description><![CDATA[Based on Femininomenon by Chappell Roan (2023). Official audio, original lyrics
Same old story, yet again
Got so close but then you're dropping
You were let down by your friends
Now your quest is sadly stopping
You got past blockers and blokes with bad accents
Now it's farewell because you lost your balance
On a causeway, please stay up
For the Shield, Sword, Crown or Cup
Victory to Lord Fear
Why can't dungeoneers
Know your right
Mind the edge
Make it quick
There's a knight
Know your right
Mind the edge
Make it quick
There's a- um, can you stay alert on your flipping feet?
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
There's a knight disassembling hexagons
[x2]
So your quest is staying true
You've been guided right through all of
Level One and Level Two
And you're confident you won't fall off
Deep in the dungeons, the Caverns of Gore say
"You cannot win 'til you cross the Great Causeway"
Frightknight's sword descends, you're gone
Up to then your promise shone
And you were oh so near
Why can't dungeoneers
Know your right
Mind the edge
Make it quick
There's a knight
Know your right
Mind the edge
Make it quick
There's a- um, can you stay alert on your flipping feet?
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
There's a knight disassembling hexagons
[x2]
Teams, you know what I mean
And you know what you need
To get across
But does it happen? (Sometimes)
But does it happen? (Sometimes)
Well far too many teams, they... fell off a hexagon
(They what?) They fell off a hexagon
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
There's a knight disassembling hexagons
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
Did you hear me? Move your flipping feet!
Know your right from your left, don't get it wrong
Mind the edge, otherwise the fall is long
Make it quick, so that we don't hear a bong
There's a knight disassembling hexagons...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3438/parody-of-femininomenon-by-chappell-roan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3438/parody-of-femininomenon-by-chappell-roan</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Dec 2024 16:29:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan]]></title><description><![CDATA[Post-Series 6, Lord Fear sacks Skarkill. Based on Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan (2023). Official video with lyrics in the description
You know what they say, "Never waste a Friday tea on a goblin master"
But there I was, in my helmet with my eyes red
And so, I bring him to Mount Fear
This man couldn't dance
He only caught a single dungeoneer
And he was clapping these iron chains (ugh)
It doesn't matter though
He no longer has what it takes to be
With a lord like me
I'm overdramatic, I know what I want
I'm leaving the mountain, and you can't come
Farewell, Skarkill
I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
No huns, no monks, ow
Spare me the miremen in swimming trunks
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
Telling secrets there on the spyglass
Wearing something that isn't in my class
In every quest you've failed my test, your brain cells are quite sparse
So get out (now), had enough of dry farce
I'm overdramatic, I know what I want
I'm leaving the dragon, and you can't come
Farewell, Skarkill
I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
No huns, no monks, ow
Spare me the troubadours who think they're hunks
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
(Shut up for me)
Get out of my sight
Leave Grippa and Rhark
Limp that limp and take a hike somewhere dark
You'll never be Lord Fear, I set too high a bar
Limp that limp
Say goodbye and
Take your irons
Stop your cryin'
I'm the star
Farewell, Skarkill
I don't know what's so lovely 'cause I've had my fill
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic pyromaniac like me
No huns, no monks, ow
Spare me the cavernwights with swinging trunks
Oh yeah, I need
A technomantic, so-pedantic
Keeps-his-cool and never-frantic
Wants-no-men-from-the-Atlantic lord like me
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3437/parody-of-super-graphic-ultra-modern-girl-by-chappell-roan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3437/parody-of-super-graphic-ultra-modern-girl-by-chappell-roan</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Dec 2024 18:59:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Live Forever by Chesney Hawkes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Based on Chesney Hawkes' new single, Live Forever (2024). Official music video (with original lyrics in the description)
Is there a short cut
Right to Level 3?
We might get caught but
We'll set Hordriss free
We got just one chance
Gonna make it real
And Stiletta beside says, "Here's Reveal"
Now where's the door
To Level 3?
Let's turn this Reach Wand to the wall
Let's dodge the fire they shoot in balls
So here we go down the corridor
We will
Skip a level, skip a level, a level
Skip a level, skip a level, a level
Skip a level
'Book is for browsing'
By Sidriss you see
'Stick is for dowsing'
For Level 3
We got one last chance
If we're not cursed
And the dragon beside says, "Here, have BURST"
Now where's the door
To Level 3?
Let's move this dowser up the screen
Let's flee the miretrog, he eats teens
And Level 2's just what might have been
We will
Skip a level, skip a level, a level
Skip a level, skip a level, a level
Skip a level, skip a level, a level...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3436/parody-of-live-forever-by-chesney-hawkes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3436/parody-of-live-forever-by-chesney-hawkes</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2024 21:23:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of How Bizarre by OMC]]></title><description><![CDATA[Based on How Bizarre by OMC (1996). Official music video (with original lyrics as subtitles)
Brother Strange is in the tunnel, to Richard Howse he says
"I beg no proverbs from you in this dire, dire place"
Later a red dragon threatens from behind
Large head looming, there's no escape to find
Treguard speaks words of warning, Majida just frets some more
Dragon asks himself, "The only question ... cooked or raw?"
Bhal-Shebah
Bhal-Shebah, Bhal-Shebah
Quest in action anew, Daniel picks up a spyglass
A deadly pasty poser reveals a smile from the past
Bhal and Shebah on the screen, red as red can be
Lissard speaks "Lordness?" and is given the wordkey
Bhal-Shebah
Bhal-Shebah, Bhal-Shebah
Ooh Treguard
Cooked dungeoneers stay charred (and then that's their day marred)
Every time some food is found
And the life force pie goes round
And it makes that dinging sound
I miss the face
Technomancer's stressed out and asks, "Do you understand?"
Shebah does, Bhal doesn't, Bhal thinks Shebah's underhand
Lord Fear's had enough of them, and gives them both the sack
As guards, then speaks to Lissard about bribing Snapper-Jack
Later, Smirkenorff we see. Same prop, different shade
Thank you to Mark Cordory: the dragon head he made
Bhal-Shebah got brainwashed, now he's Firestorm
Wanna know the rest? Hey, find Linghorm
Ooh Treguard
You make the gameplay hard (and was Maldame scarred?)
Every time some food is found
And the life force pie goes round
And it makes that dinging sound
I miss the face...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3435/parody-of-how-bizarre-by-omc</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3435/parody-of-how-bizarre-by-omc</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2024 19:47:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Love Shack by the B-52's]]></title><description><![CDATA[About Series 2 Quest 5, which ended for the lack of a glove. Based on Love Shack by the B-52's (1989). With a nod to The Simpsons' parody Glove Slap.
Video; Original lyrics
If the year is '88 inside Treguard's abode, he says
"Fifth team died through a glove lack!"
Glove lack yeah
We're heading down into Mildread's wellway
Looking for a tum getaway
Friday'd be a much better day
I got to Olgarth, after I spun the wheel
And we headed off out with the bats' wings
I got past the chessboard, I could be a winner
I'll hurry up and grab my chicken dinner
The glove lack in a Level Two place means
We will play forever
Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)
Glove lack, baby glove lack
Glove lack, baby glove lack
Veiled face (woo!), listen for clues
A glove, scroll and a so-o-oap block
Well she said not soap in the riddle of her speech
But the soap we don't lack and there's no turning back
Met a faded Merlin
Met the Automatum
Met the catacombite
Met the face of Mogdred
The glove lack in a Level Two place means
We will play forever
Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)
Glove lack, no turning back
Glove lack, no turning back
Now we're reminiscing, Level One we're missing
Met Mildread and Gretel which is hardly a coven
The wheel was spinning, the dungeon rooms were moving
Around and around and around and around
If you're bad at choosing, your team will be losing baby
Needed a glove for the catacombite
If you're bad at choosing, your team will be losing baby
Thought it would attack
Thought it would attack
Mogdred says hi and he's as big as he's pale
And he will make you all quail
I got me a scroll, was told not to read it
I wonder exactly why I need it
The glove lack in a Level Two place means
We will play forever
Glove lack baby (a glove lack baby)
Glove lack, baby glove lack
Glove lack, baby glove lack (oh baby no turning back)
Welcome to one of my playpens
Not an actual playpen Tony
Welcome to one of my playpens
Play forever
Playpen! There's no doors Tony
Playpen! There's  no doors
Playpen! There's  no doors Tony
Playpen
You're what?
Dismissed
(Ooh) nasty!
Glove lack, baby glove lack...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3434/parody-of-love-shack-by-the-b-52-s</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3434/parody-of-love-shack-by-the-b-52-s</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Nov 2024 19:28:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan]]></title><description><![CDATA[Grimwold the ogre sings about his determination to keep doing what he does. Based on Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan (2020). Official audio
I heard they wanted me to slay
'Cause before we had the Automatum, but he didn't stay
So I moved into this special place
Where boys and girls can go on quests with a flaking face
I'm having wicked dreams
Of chasing dungeon teams
And biting heads off hounds
I swear they're taunting me
Won't make the maiden proud
It's gonna cause a scene
She hears an ogre growl
I know she's gonna scream
"Oh, why can't you shun
All the young dungeoneers
Up here on Level One?" Oh Melly
I'm just having fun
As I rage for my meals
It's where I belong
Here with my
Big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests 'cause I should
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club
I'm up in the Great Corridor
Simon's in a hurry and he's headed for the door
He might have escaped into the Vale
I switch between shorts and trousers but I cannot fail
I thank my wicked dreams
Of chasing dungeon teams
Oh no an angry elf
So rude, I have to flee
Won't make the missus proud
It's gonna cause a scene
She'll see me sloping home
I know she's gonna scream
"Oi, what 'ave you done?
You're a bleedin' great lump
Where the 'ell is your club?" Oh darling
My time isn't done
I need three quests to heal
Then I'll be along, back with my
Big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests 'cause I should
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club
I think that Kelly's in a bind
There's no way off Level One
I menace from behind
So Mr. Grimwold wins the day
And I can hear a wifely drawl a dungeon room away, saying
"Oh Grimmy, well done
Rub my big phony nose
As you brandish your club" Oh darling
This time it was fun
And I'm setting the scene
For Fatilla the Hun, here with my
Big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests 'cause I should
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing
I'm gonna keep advancing
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3432/parody-of-pink-pony-club-by-chappell-roan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3432/parody-of-pink-pony-club-by-chappell-roan</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2024 14:02:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Set You Free by N-Trance]]></title><description><![CDATA[From the point of view of the Series 2 Quest 4 advisors, a parody of Set You Free by N-Trance (1993). Official video
On Knightmare
When we meet a maiden
'Queen of Hearts' she quotes wrongly
And she's trapped on a lower level
Only Mark can collect up FREE
When we quake at Mogdred
And the SUN shines patchily
And we're near to unlocking Gretel
Only Mark can collect up FREE
Collect up FREE (x4)
On Knightmare
When we trust each other
To the end of Level 3
Want our knight to get four letters
Only Mark can collect up FREE
Collect up FREE (x4)
O-o-o-on Knightmare, on Knightmare
On Knightmare, on Knightmare...
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3429/parody-of-set-you-free-by-n-trance</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3429/parody-of-set-you-free-by-n-trance</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 11:41:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is my 252nd consecutive month of posting on this forum. To expand on something I posted in my 2nd month –

A Dungeoneer has died. Treguard is about to send the Team on its way, when a squad of cheerleaders (including Mellisandre, Gretel, Elita and Velda) cartwheel in and begin to chant:
'Oh dear you have lost the quest
Time to go back to Skegness
Gimme a D! ...

– here's a parody of HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan (2023). Official music video (includes subtitles)
Dungeon's where are you are, questing with conviction
Helmet on your head in a realm of fiction
I don't write the quests but I make up ditties
Maybe shame you too if your end's not pretty
It's the challenge so few beat
And then post-mortems fall to me
I use a tried and tested oratory
When I'm sending a team off, sending a team off
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Seven letters to express
That your end's a fatal mess
Didn't quite achieve success
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Makes the Dungeon four folk less
Spells out your unhappiness
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
Well life force went to red and there'll be no healing
Eyeballs rolled away, skin is long past peeling
Sprites of energy don't do healthy fasting
Nothing more for you except my spellcasting
And in the Dungeon of Deceit
The cul-de-sac's a one-way street
No win for most of the sixty-nine teams
And then I magic them outside, magic them outside
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Seven letters to express
That your end's a fatal mess
Didn't quite achieve success
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Makes the Dungeon four folk less
Spells out your unhappiness
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
Maybe you fell off a causeway
In a pit or an abyss
Maybe it was blunt force trauma
Time is up, now for DISMISS
Maybe it was the Medusa
Or a blocker if you're Chris
Either way your quest is scuppered
Series 6: no more DISMISS
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
Ooh, I miss DISMISS
Shall we bring it back for Geek Week?
Wait, I have to say the word?
After I spelled it?
What's that about?
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3428/parody-of-hot-to-go-by-chappell-roan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3428/parody-of-hot-to-go-by-chappell-roan</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Sep 2024 17:39:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parody of Don't Look Back in Anger by Oasis]]></title><description><![CDATA[Based on the Oasis song Don't Look Back in Anger (1996) from their album (What's the Story) Morning Glory?. Not to be confused with their concept album about Series 3 Team 4 on Level 3: (What's the Story) Mogdred GLORY. Official video
Staring at the life force as pie
Do you ask yourself why
They never kept the face?
Knapsacks were once just for food
And nothing else should intrude
Oh it's a disgrace
Now the teams come running in, I'm in a rage
Why does Treguard ask each dungeoneer their age?
No more Rowe, just CGI for rooms
Treguard beside the fireplace
Looks Majida in the face
Watchers spurned behind a burning hearth now
And so Knightmare can grate
Why'd they animate
A spellbook? What a state
It may make you hate
But don't look back in anger
At Series 8
Why do teams leave via the woods?
Don't know if they should
Is it night or day?
Treguard does weird stuff with his hands
Why's he wrecking his brand?
Majida, must you stay?
They tried to start an evolution with Reach wand
How I wish a team would smash it and abscond
Skip your way through blades past Level 2
Stand up: no seats, no not a trace
Lord Fear's helmet has a face
And we ain't ever gonna turn the clock back
And so Maldame waits
Amid all the traits
That make this year not great
It may aggravate
But don't look back in anger
At Series 8
So Smirkenorff sits
He's stuck in a pit
As we watch, we deflate
You may feel irate
But don't look back in anger
At Series 8
So much irritates
And three decades late
I sit here and berate
But don't imitate
No don't look back in anger, don't look back in anger
At Series 8
Or Knightmare's fate
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3426/parody-of-don-t-look-back-in-anger-by-oasis</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3426/parody-of-don-t-look-back-in-anger-by-oasis</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Sep 2024 13:36:10 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>