<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Off-Topic]]></title><description><![CDATA[Disucssion of topics that are not directly related to Knightmare.]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/category/51</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 05:30:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/category/51.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2024 15:49:21 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[ron lyon grim reaper]]></title><description><![CDATA[Got a picture?
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3422/ron-lyon-grim-reaper</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3422/ron-lyon-grim-reaper</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2024 15:49:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Demise of CITV]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nah, it's pining for the fjords.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3403/demise-of-citv</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3403/demise-of-citv</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2023 15:48:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[not going on chat today.]]></title><description><![CDATA[uncle william is feeling much better now. That was a worry. he fell and hit his head but he's ok. the doctors just checked him over. he's been out of hospital since monday.
been running about after judy this week so have not had much chance to get on here.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3313/not-going-on-chat-today.</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3313/not-going-on-chat-today.</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Picklemyfav]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2021 20:02:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Romance Novel]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yes, you read that correctly - "A Romance Novel", Fidjit is writing such a book. You may very well be wondering why I would be posting this in a Knightmare Discussion Forum? Well, I'll explain...
As some of you may well be aware, I not only do digital art as a sort of hobby but I also do a little writing on the side. I've most certainly improved my vocabulary skills since I was but sixteen years of age when I first joined up here, and now I am nearly thirty-four! Good lord! In any case, I decided back in the summer of last year that I was going to write a book, I wasn't quite sure what that book would be about but a book I would indeed write.
It is a romance novel which I have entitled "Sweethearts", the prologue itself starts off in the year 1980 and the actual story begins in the year 1992, twelve years later. The tale involves two main characters, Lily Taylor; a vixen, and Sviatoslav Vulpula; a "vulpire" (a family of once-cursed vampire foxes who have since been freed and now live as a completely new and unique species. Whilst they are completely harmless, are in complete control of their sense and reasoning, no longer shun the light of day, nor consume blood they still retain their physical vampire attributes and some magical properties given their ties to the dark power) I've taken the liberty of including a link to my novels proposed book cover so I don't give away too much: https://twitter.com/TheRealZeroGee/status/1348370512498618370?s=20
But in any case, I plan to include some Knightmare references in somehow, discreetly of course  If this does well and a sequel is on the cards, I plan to have a scene where Sviatoslav finds a little spell left by his late-father whilst searching through his artifacts which is essentially the ANVIL spell. In a scene where he is locked up by his paws in a dungeon-style cell a pair of goons come by to cause him all kinds of misery, but a smiling Sviatoslav tells them to look up and an anvil clonks them both over the head enabling him to escape. It is a crazy idea but I would like to incorporate some little elements into this book wherever I can
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3261/a-romance-novel</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3261/a-romance-novel</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2021 20:53:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[how do i help my ill uncle? help.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Everything that you’ve said sounds sensible and likely to be helpful.
Prognosis depends on lots of factors.
Hope you’re all doing alright
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3241/how-do-i-help-my-ill-uncle-help.</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3241/how-do-i-help-my-ill-uncle-help.</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Starman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2020 21:19:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Anglia end screen]]></title><description><![CDATA[It kinda reminds me of Hammers The reptile.  if you've ever seen that film the Anglia screen looks like the his head but zoomed in ans sightly at an angle
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3166/anglia-end-screen</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3166/anglia-end-screen</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wombstar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Sep 2019 20:24:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crime Novel]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just started a crime novel/story/book a few weeks ago and think it might be good enough to be published.
Its about a lady who gets attacked and tells the police but they don't believe her then seven years later he strikes again and someone is kidnapped and another two people are murdered.
They have to find him and rescue the victim before he strikes again and kills more.
Still working out the ending and writing the first draft.
If anyone would like to offer some helpful tips please do. Also do let me know if you want to read a bit. [Just started]
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3159/crime-novel</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3159/crime-novel</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Picklemyfav]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Aug 2019 16:26:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dragon puppet]]></title><description><![CDATA[I used the biggest wings I could get ………………….big butterfly wings for a child to wear...……. my hand is in the puppet so a bit tricky  to show the wings... glad you enjoy her.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3129/dragon-puppet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3129/dragon-puppet</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Picklemyfav]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2018 18:27:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[RIP Barry Chuckle]]></title><description><![CDATA[Very sad, unexpected news. Many people will fondly remember Barry for a long time to come.
There's a pleasing tribute to the Chuckle Brothers in the form of Knighty Knight Mare, a Knightmare crossover written by Billy Hicks in 2004: http://interactive.knightmare.org.uk/component/legacy/page/display/lexicon?s=view&amp;EID=Knighty%20Knight%20Mare
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3123/rip-barry-chuckle</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3123/rip-barry-chuckle</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2018 17:35:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[New The Crystal Maze Series 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[For me, the real series 2 is a big improvement over series 1. The Futuristic Zone no longer looks cheap and tacky, and they’ve made some visual enhancements to the other zones too. I’m liking the new games too. One was taken from the original show, and there were four or five other games which were heavily influenced by it. Good to see Jarhead works well in Medieval Zone too, but man was that last riddle ****ing tricky! It’s not ****ing surprising there was so much ****ing swearing! 
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3107/new-the-crystal-maze-series-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3107/new-the-crystal-maze-series-2</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MindlessAutomartum]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2018 09:06:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Name that theme tune]]></title><description><![CDATA[Thanks for sharing Canadanne!
There’s a few there where I know the programs, but not well enough to have worked out the answer. The ones I’m shocked I didn’t get are Neighbours, Wacaday, and Pigeon Street. They are three programs I watched a lot when I was little, but I still don’t recognise them as lyrics from the theme tunes!
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3073/name-that-theme-tune</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3073/name-that-theme-tune</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MindlessAutomartum]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2017 02:25:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mr Biffo's Found Footage]]></title><description><![CDATA[As previewed here - one of the exciting new shows from Xenoxxx Productions...?
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Also, I should probably have mentioned that Geek Week dungeoneer Stuart Ashen is in some of the Found Footage episodes!
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3067/mr-biffo-s-found-footage</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3067/mr-biffo-s-found-footage</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2017 22:21:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Sweet Makers]]></title><description><![CDATA[Haddon Hall, a filming location for Knightmare Series 6 and 7 (and El Rescate del Talismán), featured in new BBC2 series 'The Sweet Makers' this evening. It's available on iPlayer and is repeated on Saturday at 5:50pm. The Banqueting Hall and Long Gallery are briefly shown at 03:36 and 33:23 respectively!
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3054/the-sweet-makers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3054/the-sweet-makers</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 21:44:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tony Robinson: Coast To Coast]]></title><description><![CDATA[This week's episode of Tony Robinson: Coast To Coast (Friday at 8pm on Channel 5) will feature Rievaulx Abbey, where Sumayya was killed by the Dreadnort in Series 6. He also visits a sawmill in Helmsley, not far from the castle used as a KM filming location that year.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3033/tony-robinson-coast-to-coast</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3033/tony-robinson-coast-to-coast</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2017 15:25:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Secrets Of The National Trust]]></title><description><![CDATA[Fountains Abbey was featured on Channel 5 documentary 'Secrets Of The National Trust' this evening:
http://www.my5.tv/secrets-of-the-national-trust-with-alan-titchmarsh/season-1/episode-6
You may recognise this location from various Knightmare scenes:
http://interactive.knightmare.org.uk/lexicon/entry/Fountains%20Abbey
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3031/secrets-of-the-national-trust</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3031/secrets-of-the-national-trust</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2017 21:56:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Orcs]]></title><description><![CDATA[The twins kick like a football team........... Ironblade is beginning to get milk forming in her ducts........... She is letting me feel the babies kick...... They are getting big now.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3020/orcs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3020/orcs</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Picklemyfav]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2017 12:42:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Carrie Fisher]]></title><description><![CDATA[I remembered today that there is a picture of Carrie Fisher on Knightmare.com: number 31 in my series of Knightmare Catchphrase puzzles.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3016/carrie-fisher</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3016/carrie-fisher</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2016 16:03:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Give 4 Greg]]></title><description><![CDATA[Music memorabilia auction, featuring a day in a London recording studio and items from British Sea Power, Coldplay, Craig David, Daniel Avery, Delays, Everything Everything, Franz Ferdinand, Frightened Rabbit, Gentlemen Of The Road, Kaiser Chiefs, Laura Marling, The Maccabees, Manic Street Preachers, Mark Radcliffe, Mumford &amp; Sons, Oasis, Scouting For Girls, Tim Wheeler, The Vaccines:
https://www.ewbankauctions.co.uk/Greg-Gilbert-The-Delays-Charity-Timed-Auction-of-Music-Memorabilia/2017-03-09
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3011/give-4-greg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3011/give-4-greg</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2016 19:25:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Secrets of Great  British Castles]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yes, this is a great series. Looking forward to the Leeds Castle episode which I have recorded!
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2996/secrets-of-great-british-castles</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2996/secrets-of-great-british-castles</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2016 06:44:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Colourblind dogs?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well that was a shock the branch pulled me up the long straight slippery trunk.
The even bigger shock. There is an elf on the other end of the branch.
Its not Pickle before anyone asks. This elf has long blond hair and blue eyes as well as a hooked nose. He is dressed in a tunic made of leaves.  I don't know who this elf is. so I will talk to him in the nicest possible way.
"Hello mr elf. What is your name?"
Strange..... There's no answer from him...... He's just staring at me.
A well known phrase about a frying pan and fire comes in mind. Do elves really....... no........ elves don't eat people right.
Maybe he just doesn't speak English.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2943/colourblind-dogs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2943/colourblind-dogs</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Picklemyfav]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2016 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gaming]]></title><description><![CDATA[
You can get to the chat room here!

Thank you! Lucky it's Sunday night now so I can enter!
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2930/gaming</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2930/gaming</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[theconfused]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2016 15:41:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Norm from the Twix Adverts]]></title><description><![CDATA[Slightly off topic, but does vaguely relate to Knightmare.
On the Interactive Knightmare webpage, there is stated a common misconception.
It refers to the character of Norm from the Twix Adverts.
It claims that Norm was played by Simon Perry from What's Up Doc?, a show that often followed Knightmare.
Simon Perry was a fictional character played by Steven Taylor Woodrow.
This actor did not play Norm.
The two characters look and sound the same, so the mistake in understandable.
However, Norm was played by Kevin Eldon.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2923/norm-from-the-twix-adverts</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2923/norm-from-the-twix-adverts</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dogmanjack]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2016 23:04:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bewilder Box: feat Hugo Myatt]]></title><description><![CDATA[(Another) Dave and I agree that Bewilder Box was absolutely superb and well worth visiting.  To put that in context, we had a 7-hour round trip (including congestion on the M25) from Coventry to Brighton.  The puzzles were a nice mix of pen-and-paper (codes, hidden messages, etc.) and object interaction (push this, twist that, and so on).  The game starts before you get into the room with the hosts getting into character and leading you in.  The "Quantum Mechanic", I found out later, goes in and fixes problems with the room if something has been overlooked during the reset process, which is a nice way of handling problems in-character - not that anything went wrong on our visit.
Extra clues are also handled smoothly via D.A.V.E. (ye gods, there's another one) the Artificial Intelligence, which is a much better system than simply having one of the hosts come in.  Other places do the latter and it effectively disrupts the setting when the team have supposedly travelled somewhere (or somewhen) a long distance away.  Bewilder Box has everything nicely integrated together.  Thanks to this game, I plan on making more of an effort to visit other escape rooms, although I will be starting closer to home.
Oh, and we finished with somewhere between 15 and 16 minutes left - the clock didn't get stopped immediately, so it's a little hazy.  Ok, so one thing went wrong, then; what do you expect with that much Dave in one place?
Dave
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2883/bewilder-box-feat-hugo-myatt</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2883/bewilder-box-feat-hugo-myatt</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DJones]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2016 12:07:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Olden Days podcast]]></title><description><![CDATA[The final episode of The Olden Days podcast was released a few weeks ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42RgHUnOxw
After eighty regular episodes and fifteen specials over exactly ten years, we've finally called it a day with this one. It was great fun making The Olden Days podcast and there's a ton of really great chat in there covering all kinds of old movies and TV shows, which will all remain available to check out at any time.
I'd never have volunteered to edit the Temporal Discussion podcast without having become so superbly adept at editing The Olden Days, so you can thank The Olden Days for the fact that Temporal Discussion didn't fizzle out completely at some point last year... or at least that it isn't still stuck on Series 5 Episode 4, or something like that!
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2848/the-olden-days-podcast</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2848/the-olden-days-podcast</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TheOldenDays]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2016 01:46:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Dark Room]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you enjoyed the gamebook element of the Knightmare books then this one could be for you.
The Dark Room is similar to a "choose your own adventure" and is the brainchild of Australian comedian John Robertson. It all began as a Interactive YouTube video adventure (click here to play that version) and has also since gone on to become a phenomenally hilarious live action stage show as well, which has been performed in the likes of Edinburgh and London.
Again, having been to the live shows myself this is something I would definitely recommend. Click here to be kept up to date on all things related to The Dark Room.
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2830/the-dark-room</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2830/the-dark-room</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JamesA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2015 15:13:03 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>