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by DarkComet
Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:39 pm
Forum: Cast/Crew Projects
Topic: Mark Knight on stage: Raw Onion
Replies: 1
Views: 805

Re: Cast news

Mark Knight and The Onion... TOGETHER AT LAST?!

Someone hurry up and invent the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, I suddenly want to make an instantaneous trip across the Atlantic. Post haste.
by DarkComet
Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:12 pm
Forum: News Discussion
Topic: Knightmare game from Broadsword Publishing?
Replies: 4
Views: 2710

Re: Knightmare game from Broadsword Publishing?

On the downside, this may very well be a cheap Zelda knockoff with no puzzle solvey KM goodness whatsover.

That would annoy, I will not deny.
by DarkComet
Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:58 pm
Forum: News Discussion
Topic: Knightmare game from Broadsword Publishing?
Replies: 4
Views: 2710

Re: Knightmare game from Broadsword Publishing?

I am excited. Those backgrounds aren't just straight rips from the first series, they've been cleaned up and recoloured. And I like the little dungeoneer sprite too. Something to keep an eye on, I reckon. Ipod/Ipad games are usually the project of choice for aspiring developers to net some quick cas...
by DarkComet
Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Knightmare isn't that good
Replies: 29
Views: 11792

Re: Knightmare isn't that good

Well, we ARE still posting in this thread. Still, I can understand why. It's like sneaking up to a sleeping Jason Vorhees and gently prodding his scrotum with a kebab knife - everyone knows full well they shouldn't and Bad Times Will Follow Shortly as a result, but when presented with the opportunit...
by DarkComet
Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Knightmare isn't that good
Replies: 29
Views: 11792

Re: Knightmare isn't that good

Methinks the OP has long since fled. Either that or he's witnessing the trouble that he's started on the double in his fancy leather chair whilst he strokes his manly stubble.
by DarkComet
Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:08 pm
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Yet another Knightmare-based fan game.
Replies: 1
Views: 1357

Re: Yet another Knightmare-based fan game.

Always great to see people doing KM as games. I take it that's RPGmaker you're using? Haven't had much experience with it myself, being an AGS man myself. How are you finding it?
by DarkComet
Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:54 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Knightmare isn't that good
Replies: 29
Views: 11792

Re: Knightmare isn't that good

Andy/Dark Comet's posts can be highly esoteric, but I think he knows that. ;D We can only hope that one day they will come with footnotes. Best not, chief. Such sources would be from people who conduct strange, hedonsitic rituals involving apples and see the number 23 in everything. Including the p...
by DarkComet
Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:44 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Knightmare with Kinect on Xbox 360?
Replies: 3
Views: 2776

Re: Knightmare with Kinect on Xbox 360?

I propose this idea be prototyped with a Kinect remake of the classic infocom text adventure Zork. If the experience of stepping down into the remains of a long dead underground empire via a trap door in an old white house can be successfully captured via this new technology, then it will be a simpl...
by DarkComet
Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:28 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: knightmare board game
Replies: 55
Views: 21233

Re: Le Chevalier Du Labyrinthe : The Board Game.

I keep hearing things about the KM board game. Are there any pics/playthroughs doing the rounds?
by DarkComet
Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Knightmare isn't that good
Replies: 29
Views: 11792

Re: Knightmare isn't that good

Trolling is a art.

Also:

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by DarkComet
Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:27 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: grunderhunter???
Replies: 5
Views: 3191

Re: grunderhunter???

Sorry, that was me, I had the Duck a' L'orange for dinner.
by DarkComet
Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:36 am
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: A New Knightmare Parody
Replies: 20
Views: 9221

Re: A New Knightmare Parody

Pooka wrote:The crying boy at the end with the masturbating father was just not at all funny whatsoever
... we live in strange times when this sentence can be uttered on these boards with total sincerity. ???
by DarkComet
Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:53 pm
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: A New Knightmare Parody
Replies: 20
Views: 9221

Re: A New Knightmare Parody

"Silence! Answer me. SILENCE!!!"

"... go on."

I'll be honest, I lulz'd far more than is healthy for me. brb blood everywhere
by DarkComet
Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:27 pm
Forum: Doctor Who
Topic: Attention all 8th Doctor fans.
Replies: 8
Views: 3820

Re: Attention all 8th Doctor fans.

Attention people - stop reading these words and buy either Storm Warning or Blood of the Daleks from Big Finish, and listen to either series accordingly. Do this thing.

Right now.

RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT.
by DarkComet
Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:55 am
Forum: Doctor Who
Topic: Attention all 8th Doctor fans.
Replies: 8
Views: 3820

Re: Attention all 8th Doctor fans.

I don't know, I can envision this as a nice segue into the 9th Doctor's "U-Boat Captain" getup. Perhaps we are gearing up for some Expanded Universe style chicanery involving the Time War, and this is their way of differentiating between it and the Big Finish/Comics/EDA Books stuff?