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by Drassil
Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:09 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 32
Views: 6287

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

Corbiss the Bemuser has won admirers among the Queen Greystagg's Grey Sisters. For the latest edition of their regular chronicle, QG, they invite Corbiss to be their "coven star". Corbiss and his entourage reportedly find the whole experience quite perplexing, displaying little in the way of good hu...
by Drassil
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:35 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Turn to Stone by ELO
Replies: 0
Views: 37

Parody of Turn to Stone by ELO

Based on ELO's 1977 hit Turn to Stone. This could only be about one team: Team 3 of Series 2. Lyrics , video My previous parody of an ELO song was Missed the Bluescreen . The year is 1988 And Knightmare's on TV With destiny we have a date There's no turning back Our dungeoneer's in Level 3 The deepe...
by Drassil
Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:17 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol
Replies: 0
Views: 30

Parody of Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol

Based on Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol (1984). The title didn't need changing. Original lyrics , video I've gone down a hole One wrong sidestep did bring a fall Means I'm going home And my demise is shown By floating bits of bone Too easy to misguide And end the dungeon ride And leave me google ...
by Drassil
Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
Replies: 317
Views: 58805

Re: U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Smirkenorff narrowly avoids a mid-air collision with a stormgeist holding a spyglass in its mouth.
by Drassil
Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy 30th Birthday Knightmare!!
Replies: 5
Views: 385

Re: Happy 30th Birthday Knightmare!!

Shame it only survived for seven years, why this is I don't know Our History of Knightmare article, written by Tim Child, will give you some background. Knightmare may not have lasted longer than seven years as a TV programme but thanks to fan projects, events, media mentions and the occasional You...
by Drassil
Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:11 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
Replies: 0
Views: 62

Parody of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba

Without wanting to show any disrespect over recent news, sometimes in dark times there is a place for light relief. For those who feel the same, I thought I'd share this parody of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba (1997) about a dungeoneer from Series 7. Lyrics He'll be talking 'Til he's winning He'll be t...
by Drassil
Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:33 pm
Forum: Cast/Crew Projects
Topic: Death of Bill Cashmore
Replies: 9
Views: 360

Re: Death of Bill Cashmore

Bill Cashmore's website (http://www.billcashmore.com/) has now been updated with details of his death. Richard Herring learned the news from someone on Twitter who'd read our obituary on the day we published it. It's bittersweet to know that our efforts enabled people to pay tribute sooner than they...
by Drassil
Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:27 pm
Forum: Cast/Crew Projects
Topic: Joanne Heywood in The Range Christmas advert?
Replies: 3
Views: 206

Re: Joanne Heywood in The Range Christmas advert?

I've been in contact with Joanne. She was pleased to be recognised in the advert. She was also very sad to hear the news about Bill Cashmore.
by Drassil
Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:05 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four) by Eurythmics
Replies: 0
Views: 43

Parody of Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four) by Eurythmics

From the point of view of Richard, the last dungeoneer of Knightmare's first year. Based on Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four) by Eurythmics. Lyrics , music video Dedicated to Grimaldine Grimwold, big fan of Eurythmics and exquisite contributor to this forum. Time... Can I take on the dungeon With my e...
by Drassil
Sat Nov 11, 2017 4:35 pm
Forum: Musical Parody
Topic: Parody of All Right Now by Free
Replies: 0
Views: 49

Parody of All Right Now by Free

An advisor and a dungeoneer, Davy. Based on All Right Now by Free (1970). Lyrics , video (Paul Rodgers and Brian May) There he stood on the set Helmet on his head, don't forget He said, "Hey, where am I? Now maybe, maybe I'm in need of a pie" I said, "No: life force green, Davy Nothing going on in t...
by Drassil
Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:36 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Corbiss the Bemuser
Replies: 32
Views: 6287

Re: Corbiss the Bemuser

Corbiss learns that Gretel has been having secret meetings across the Mireworld. She'd travelled there on the quiet, using a cart on a track system built by Atlantean miners. Having learned of this "Hiss Rail" trip, Corbiss orders Gretel - OK, asks Gretel very nicely - to return and explain herself....
by Drassil
Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:20 am
Forum: Cast/Crew Projects
Topic: Joanne Heywood in The Range Christmas advert?
Replies: 3
Views: 206

Joanne Heywood in The Range Christmas advert?

According to the biography on Joanne Heywood's website, she has 'appeared in around television 30 commercials'. It may now be television 31 commercials: one of the women in The Range's Christmas advert looks very much like Joanne (who of course played Stiletta in Knightmare Series 8 ): https://www.y...
by Drassil
Sat Nov 04, 2017 3:01 pm
Forum: Series 4
Topic: Series 4 - Episode 13
Replies: 42
Views: 11489

Re: Series 4 - Episode 13

Jeremy deserves credit for co-ordinating his outfit and hairstyle with the antechamber.
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by Drassil
Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:58 pm
Forum: Series 4
Topic: Series 4 Episode 10
Replies: 41
Views: 12235

Re: Series 4 Episode 10

The Series 4 Team 5 advisors deserve credit for co-ordinating with the antechamber lighting.
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by Drassil
Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:26 am
Forum: Series 4
Topic: Series 4 Episode 7
Replies: 47
Views: 13245

Re: Series 4 Episode 7

Mellisandre finally appears (almost halfway through the series), stuck in a Thing That Constrains People ... seems like the crew realised Mellisandre hadn't been in it yet so just threw her into this episode. Mellisandre had a scene with Motley in episode 1, two quests earlier. (According to the Se...