Search found 97 matches

by Ark
Tue Dec 31, 2002 4:13 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Caption Contest 3
Replies: 29
Views: 11871

Re: Caption Contest 3

Knightmare, the computer-created Dungeon. Now witness the untold stories - what happens to the inhabitants if that computer crashes?
by Ark
Tue Dec 31, 2002 4:11 pm
Forum: Want to Help?
Topic: Ask Aukett
Replies: 20
Views: 9181

Re: Ask Aukett

1. Who was Fatilla referring to when he mentioned "Old Boney/Skullhead/whatever" in Series 4, as Lord Fear wasn't around at that point?

2. How much dread could a Mildread dread if a Mildread could dread dread?
by Ark
Tue Dec 31, 2002 4:09 pm
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: A great Knightmare joke...
Replies: 354
Views: 151368

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

I'm not saying that Elita's mouth is big, but when she went to treat a mouth ulcer once, I heard Bumptious' voice coming from inside saying "We'll need a lot more powder here..." GG: Sorry, meant no offence. If you want, I'll put a bucket on my head, wear my old paperboy's bag, hold a twig and a jar...
by Ark
Tue Dec 31, 2002 4:03 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mallet's Mallet (only Knightmare related)
Replies: 95
Views: 31736

Re: Mallet's Mallet (only Knightmare related)

Olaf - he had a very messy beard
by Ark
Tue Dec 31, 2002 4:01 pm
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Fanfic
Replies: 67
Views: 21536

Re: Fanfic

Hehehe...you know that chaos is ruling the world when a thread that started as feedback for a Knightmare fanfic eventually transforms into a discussion of the courting habits of a hybrid of a Cornish Wizard and an old lady keeper of a crippled Cerberus...

*juggles watermelons*
by Ark
Mon Dec 30, 2002 7:18 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mallet's Mallet (only Knightmare related)
Replies: 95
Views: 31736

Re: Mallet's Mallet (only Knightmare related)

Hands - both he and Lissard had bad breath.
by Ark
Sun Dec 29, 2002 2:46 pm
Forum: Reminds me of Knightmare
Topic: Time Gate
Replies: 66
Views: 28968

Re: Time Gate

This is why I'll never be allowed on any of these shows. :( Just too violent and argumentative. Advisor: Get going, and don't look behind you! Me: I'll look behind me if I want to! Advisor: DON'T!!! Me: Ah, just a couple of giant rats. I can take 'em! *sound of rats going 'splat'* Advisor: Look out!...
by Ark
Sun Dec 29, 2002 2:39 pm
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Fanfic
Replies: 67
Views: 21536

Re: Fanfic

No...no, I meant pseudoname. As in 'name' meaning name, and 'pseudo' meaning...er...something else. True, your term is the 'technical', 'correct' and 'intelligent' way to put it, but I never admit that I'm wrong, no matter what evidence you throw in my face! BWA HAHAHAHA!!!! THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!! TH...
by Ark
Wed Dec 25, 2002 12:42 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: A great Knightmare joke...
Replies: 354
Views: 151368

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Aaaah, I can come up with more groan-inspiring jokes than all the funny, very good jokes we've been getting so far! Let's see... Q. What do you get if you cross Mogdred and Lord Fear? A. Two very angry baddies. Q. What do you get if you cross Treguard from Series 1 & 2 with a small Dragon? A. Snappe...
by Ark
Wed Dec 25, 2002 12:32 am
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Fanfic
Replies: 67
Views: 21536

Re: Fanfic

I guess Elita got unlucky then, as she got a name that anyone could pronounce... :)

Yeah, that was an iffy choice by Pickle - should have gone for "Branstons" instead, IMHO...
by Ark
Wed Dec 25, 2002 12:24 am
Forum: Jester's Corner
Topic: Caption Contest 3
Replies: 29
Views: 11871

Re: Caption Contest 3

Hordriss admits that maybe he did use a little too much hair dye...
by Ark
Wed Dec 25, 2002 12:22 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mallet's Mallet (only Knightmare related)
Replies: 95
Views: 31736

Re: Mallet's Mallet (only Knightmare related)

I think that was Sophia, not January, who insulted Elita.

"Knapsack" - something that January (and Sophia) wore.
by Ark
Wed Dec 25, 2002 12:19 am
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Fanfic
Replies: 67
Views: 21536

Re: Fanfic

I liked it! Especially the crack about Fear being a hardcore baddie at the end of the fic...and great interaction between Pickle and Kully too! :)

I was just wondering, is Kully her real name (like Elita's), or is it a pseudoname she uses to protect her real name (like Pickle's or Velda's)?
by Ark
Tue Dec 24, 2002 11:54 pm
Forum: Reminds me of Knightmare
Topic: Time Gate
Replies: 66
Views: 28968

Re: Time Gate

Hehehe...that unnamed girl's going to have her own fan club before Timegate ever appears on TV at this point...  ;D I also wonder about the whole "Pay him - we don't have a choice!" thing. I'd have kick thed guy in the nads, stolen the key, and scattered his body parts all over the realm! (Hmmm, I'm...
by Ark
Tue Dec 24, 2002 11:50 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mallet's Mallet (only Knightmare related)
Replies: 95
Views: 31736

Re: Mallet's Mallet (only Knightmare related)

I'll say "Fatilla".

The link being that he was the only character we saw Pickle interact with in the Dungeon itself.