<![CDATA[Have I Got Knightmare For You?]]>Gregg Dyke's hosting HIGNFY tonight, and he's doing a pretty feeble job. Which Knightmare character, other than Lord F obviously, would make a good host for the show?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1002/have-i-got-knightmare-for-youRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 04:56:05 GMTFri, 23 Apr 2004 20:39:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 16:26:18 GMT]]>

As I understood it, Lord Fear usually won... 😕

Well...yes, I guess I was considering his big master plans. A case of do what you will, consider the consequences once you've failed miserably! (Something which relates to RPGs own Lord Wraith, too!)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31785https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31785Fri, 10 Jun 2005 16:26:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 00:00:35 GMT]]>or better yet have a weakest link with the actors dressed as the characters- lord fear up against anne robinson, now that could be interesting!

treguard, lord fear, majida, hordriss, motly or sylvester hands, melin or mogdread, cedric (i think thats the name of the monk in seris 1-2).

as long as they were in character, it could be a good laugh

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31769https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31769Fri, 10 Jun 2005 00:00:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 16:23:13 GMT]]>As I understood it, Lord Fear usually won... 😕

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31766https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31766Thu, 09 Jun 2005 16:23:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 14:04:24 GMT]]>I can certainly imagine MK doing this, yet having the DM as the presenter is something which amuses me also. Perhaps the ought to be on opposing sides, with Lord Fear alongside Ian Hislop, at least they'll have one thing in common, in that they both tend to lose more than they tend to win. 😉

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31762https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31762Thu, 09 Jun 2005 14:04:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Wed, 08 Jun 2005 14:37:10 GMT]]>And have Sly Hands on Paul Mertons team. An Opposition member of both sides.

If Lord F was presenting then he would insult anything he could.

Anyone fancy writing about it?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31758https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31758Wed, 08 Jun 2005 14:37:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 20:48:33 GMT]]>I can picture Lissard sitting on a nearby panel next to Ian Hislop (if Lord Fear is presenting)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31746https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31746Mon, 06 Jun 2005 20:48:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 21:01:26 GMT]]>Mark Knight wouldn't need the autocue since with the Pool of Veracity.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31722https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31722Fri, 03 Jun 2005 21:01:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 20:59:45 GMT]]>I reckon that Mark Knight dressed as Lord Fear presenting the show would be quite amusing.

"...and at the end of that round is stares into pool of verasity aka monitor ..."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31721https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31721Fri, 03 Jun 2005 20:59:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 20:57:20 GMT]]>To be honest, I'd prefer Mark Knight or Paul Valentine.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31719https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31719Fri, 03 Jun 2005 20:57:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:45:31 GMT]]>hmmm..... It sounds just like something that would be easy to do, considering how many people they hasve managed to get through!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31715https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31715Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:45:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 14:14:47 GMT]]>Indeed!

Stupid question: Tonight, yes?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31714https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31714Fri, 03 Jun 2005 14:14:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 13:42:28 GMT]]>b'ding

Hugo Myatt should present an episode of Have I Got News For You! Genius!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31713https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31713Fri, 03 Jun 2005 13:42:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Mon, 26 Apr 2004 08:25:05 GMT]]>"Hordriss had many hits, not all of them involving his wife..."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21883https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21883Mon, 26 Apr 2004 08:25:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sun, 25 Apr 2004 13:04:49 GMT]]>Boris "ha, ha, ha, richly comic i say i say I say" Johnson is a legend. Let it be sung throughout the ages.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21845https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21845Sun, 25 Apr 2004 13:04:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 23:04:47 GMT]]>Ideas are noted, we may have time to do it in the Summer as part of the post-RPG6 project list....Is very appealing.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21832https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21832Sat, 24 Apr 2004 23:04:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 23:00:13 GMT]]>Heh. I still think he'd do a better job than Boris Johnson though.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21830https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21830Sat, 24 Apr 2004 23:00:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 22:52:02 GMT]]>Of course, for inaccurate links, endless website addresses and what is known in the business as 'sheer f[BLEEP!]-upness', I see only one choice for the role of HIGKFY presenter...

'And now the Missing Words round, containing one or more headlines from our guest publication, the AstroFARM Fanzine.'

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21829https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21829Sat, 24 Apr 2004 22:52:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:34:40 GMT]]>I can see Brother Mace doing well as host - he had some good one-liners ("I sit here in my lonely cell, and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale.").

If the next RPG team does this, add in some games from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - Historical Headlines (suggesting how certain newspapers might report events from Knightmare, e.g. the Guardian corrections and clarifications: yesterday's headline, "Lord Fear sends drag queen to castle" should have read "Lord Fear sends dragon in parcel", or the Daily Mail: "Trolls cause destruction - no Britons hurt"), Stars in their Ears (singing well-known songs in the style of Knightmare characters), Salesmen of the Century (two people improvise roles as Knightmare characters while two others implausibly try to sell them things) etc.

Also, if any of you can do decent (or half-decent) impressions of any Knightmare characters or Dead Ringers favourites, I've written some Dead Ringers-inspired skethces and prank call ideas (e.g. William Hague ringing Tim Child to ask him to confirm or deny a rumour that a new series of Knightmare is forthcoming in the hope that there might be a part for him, ideally some sort of cross between Lord Fear and Sylvester Hands [thinking he could be very good as a balding, scheming crook who leads the Oposition and plots to take over the realm but is drunken, ugly, thoroughly disreputable, universally derided, never able to make up his mind about how to deal with his opponents and more of a hindrance than a help to the Opposition and had only one brief success in four years]) that you may wish to look at for a few seconds before rejecting out of hand . Pooka can vouch for their quality or lack thereof.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21823https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21823Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:34:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:15:49 GMT]]>Very true. I can see Merlin as host though. I mean, if Boris Johnson can host the show anyone can.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21821https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21821Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:15:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:05:17 GMT]]>Yeah disaster ! That, I believe would be as bad as Lord Fear and Lissard or even Lissard/Marta on the same team. Anyway Kieran, if Merlin was the producer, the'd never get the show done on time !

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21818https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21818Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:05:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:51:36 GMT]]>Here's what I thought might be good for the Knightmare version of Have I Got News for you.

Host: Someone Random.

Team 1: Treguard (Regular) + Someone Random.

Team 2: Lord Fear (Regular) + Someone Random.

The Host and second member for each team changes each episode while the Regulars stay each episode.

Could you Imagine LF and Greystagg on the same team or Treguard and Lillith?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21810https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21810Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:51:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:30:23 GMT]]>Yeah, plus the only sport in KM is probably 'Dungeoneer Hunting'.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21809https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21809Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:30:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:14:03 GMT]]>

One time you could have on of the team heads could be the host because Paul Merton did that.

We should do one of these for, They think it's all over, It is now.

Euch! I ain't touching that show!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21808https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21808Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:14:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Have I Got Knightmare For You? on Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:06:47 GMT]]>One time you could have on of the team heads could be the host because Paul Merton did that.

We should do one of these for, They think it's all over, It is now.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21807https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/21807Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:06:47 GMT