It has struck me that we all have reasonably strong characters. The stories so far have always been about Knightmare's characters....so why not have one centered on ourselves?

Give it a real mix of humour, adventure, horror, romance and plenty of custard.

Right, Suppose I should start.

Rain fell of Semtex Jack's face as he stood on the steps in front of the wooden doors leading to The Great Hall of Castle Anthrax.

As he turned his cloak wrapped itself around him. The huge oak doors closed themselves behind him as he strode across the Great Hall towards the stairs.

Walking past Skarkill's room he noticed the door was slightly ajar. Screams echoed around the hallway intermingled with 'Mmm-Bop'. Semtex covered his ears and moved quickly towards the stairs upwards.

On the next floor he could hear singing again. This time it was coming from his own room. A female voice, although he couldn't make out the words, he was sure it was 'Night Fever' by the Bee Gees.

Safely in his tower he sat at a large wooden table and pulled some parchments towards himself. "Bills, Bills, Bills. All I ever get is Bills, Bills and more ******* Bills. What's this. One Iron Maiden and a new set of Pokers to a Mr Skarkill?"

His thought was interrupted by the door opening. He looked up just as a dark figure entered. It was.......