Original song here

Quest Control to Dungeoneer

Quest Control to Dungeoneer

Keep your knapsack full and have your helmet near

Quest Control to Dungeoneer

You're missing 'Countdown' for Lord Fear

Bold steps forward and may good luck be with you

This is Quest Control to Dungeoneer

You've really made the grade

And the Watchers want to know whose shirts you wear

Now it's time to use the Eye Shield if you dare

"This is Dungeoneer to Quest Control

I'm stepping through the door

And I'm walking in a most peculiar way

And the sky looks very different today

For here

Am I wandering in a tin helm

Far away from home

All the screens are blue

And there's nothing I can do

Though I've passed through most of Level One

I'm feeling very still And I hope that you guys know which way to go

Tell my mum I love her very much she knows."

Quest Control to Dungeoneer

That causeway's tough, the drop is sheer

Can you hear me, Dungeoneer?

Can you hear me, Dungeoneer?

Can you hear me, Dungeoneer?

Can you....

"Here am I falling in my tin helm

Far below the ground

All the screens are blue

And there's nothing I can do."