<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parodies of various songs by Madness]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Isn't it annoying when you hear a song that sounds like it could/should be altered but cannot thing of lyrics.</p>
<p dir="auto">Possible songs to alter...</p>
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<p dir="auto">Nightboat to Cairo - based on the series 4 Dunswater crossing</p>
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<p dir="auto">Grey Day - based on Sylvester Hands or a failed Dungeoneer who's just been 'killed'.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Many of the songs by Madness appear to have possibilities</p>
<p dir="auto">Here's a version of a (Madness song) chorus based it on series 7.</p>
<p dir="auto">Welcome to the Sewers of Goth, now I'm in level 3</p>
<p dir="auto">Welcome to the Sewers of Goth</p>
<p dir="auto">Welcome to Lord Fears domain, Lizzard's on his way</p>
<p dir="auto">Welcome to the Sewers of Goth</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1133/parodies-of-various-songs-by-madness</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2026 02:26:24 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1133.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2004 10:59:56 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parodies of various songs by Madness on Tue, 01 Jun 2004 21:22:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">How about this song (based on Michael Caine by Madness)</p>
<p dir="auto">#Sung by Scarkill (excepts bits in brackets)#</p>
<p dir="auto">(I am Lord Fear)</p>
<p dir="auto">He's walking where I'm afraid I don't know</p>
<p dir="auto">I see the fright-knights jumping from the windows</p>
<p dir="auto">There's panic and I hear somebody scream</p>
<p dir="auto">(aaaah)</p>
<p dir="auto">I picks up useless dungeoneers</p>
<p dir="auto">And puts it in my irons</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm trying very hard to keep my fingers clean</p>
<p dir="auto">I can't remember tell me what's his name</p>
<p dir="auto">(My name is Lord Fear)</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24969</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24969</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TheBrollachan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2004 21:22:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parodies of various songs by Madness on Tue, 01 Jun 2004 21:07:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LOL</p>
<p dir="auto">Here's the start to another altered madness song based on series 3:</p>
<p dir="auto">I've been driving in a mine cart</p>
<p dir="auto">its not qute a rollercostar</p>
<p dir="auto">Can't think of the rest of the lyrics anyone may continue.</p>
<p dir="auto">Just listened to Tommorrow's Just Another Day the starting lyrics sounds like a promising Knightmare song:</p>
<p dir="auto">"Try hard I thought I'd done my best"</p>
<p dir="auto">Sounds like something a dungeoneer would say</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24968</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24968</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TheBrollachan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2004 21:07:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parodies of various songs by Madness on Tue, 01 Jun 2004 20:39:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I should've reworked some Madness lyrics a long time ago - there is potential! A short one to be going on with:</p>
<p dir="auto">This is what Treguard may have said, just before Simon in Series 4 was told to sidestep left, into a hole...</p>
<p dir="auto">Hey, Team!</p>
<p dir="auto">Don’t watch me, watch him</p>
<p dir="auto">This is the heavy Block and Tackle room</p>
<p dir="auto">The scariest room around</p>
<p dir="auto">So if you're sitting on their seats</p>
<p dir="auto">And you’re beginning to feel the heat</p>
<p dir="auto">Well listen, Simon, you better start to move your feet</p>
<p dir="auto">To the scariest unsteady beat of Knightmare</p>
<p dir="auto">Sidestep beyond!</p>
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<p dir="auto">Treguard wears his Friday best</p>
<p dir="auto">Merlin’s tired he needs a rest</p>
<p dir="auto">The kids are on a quest downstairs</p>
<p dir="auto">Sidriss’ sighing in her sleep</p>
<p dir="auto">Fidjit’s got a date to keep</p>
<p dir="auto">He can’t hang around</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on ITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort has teams who've rowed</p>
<p dir="auto">They try to guide their dungeoneer</p>
<p dir="auto">And they usually shout loud</p>
<p dir="auto">Lord Fear he's so house proud</p>
<p dir="auto">Only SPLASH spells slow him down</p>
<p dir="auto">And a quest is not allowed</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on ITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">[something tells you that you mustn't turn away from it]</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on ITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Lord Fear gets up late for work</p>
<p dir="auto">Skarkill tries to iron his shirt</p>
<p dir="auto">Then he sends the goblins out</p>
<p dir="auto">Sees them off with a small kiss</p>
<p dir="auto">He's the one they're going to miss</p>
<p dir="auto">In lovely ways</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on ITV</p>
<p dir="auto">I remember way back then</p>
<p dir="auto">When all the children watched KM</p>
<p dir="auto">We would have such a very good time</p>
<p dir="auto">Such a fine time</p>
<p dir="auto">Such a happy time</p>
<p dir="auto">And I remember how we'd pray</p>
<p dir="auto">Simply wish it were Friday</p>
<p dir="auto">Then we'd say, nothing would come between us</p>
<p dir="auto">And keenness</p>
<p dir="auto">Treguard wears his Friday best</p>
<p dir="auto">Merlin’s tired he needs a rest</p>
<p dir="auto">The kids are on a quest downstairs</p>
<p dir="auto">Sidriss’ sighing in her sleep</p>
<p dir="auto">Fidjit’s got a date to keep</p>
<p dir="auto">He can’t hang around</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on ITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort was our castle and our keep</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort that was where doors used to weep</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV</p>
<p dir="auto">Our fort showing on CITV...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24967</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/24967</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2004 20:39:24 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>