This isn't helped much by the fact that the joke is getting slightly stale....

Sleegol, it may be worth you grabbing the Nearest Sword, defending yourself with the shield and Taking a sip from a Cup before you get yersel' CROWNED.....

Sleegol is the the mistress of all helmet wearers. All who show resistance will be taken into a dark and dank passage and pumped for information. Resistance is futile. LOVE THE HELMET!! Be good to your helmet, and each others.

Treguard once angered me (didn't return my calls) and got a right roasting as a result and ended up in a pickle...

I'm unsure whether to pledge my allgiance and helmet to you yet, as my allegiance is with the one and only Greystagg, and it is to her I hold aloft my mighty sword and say the words........"By the power of Greystagg....."

Still, welcome!

Oh and I have to say, your pic is rather appropriate!

Skargill, i have many things that may please you that are golden. Showers of gifts for all beneath me; golden wonders; golden grahams; and golden balls.

Aranel, I am pleased that you have the strength in your well practised arm to go solo with your own helmet. Yet, sooner or later you will realise the power of others attending to your helmet and you will join my crusade.

Kieran, what is this "character" idea of which you speak? I AM Sleegol, aka Slee the Helmet Queen. Everyone may enjoy my helmet, you too may approach and touch it.

I am gladdened that all who enter the forum are clearly unabashed lovers of the helmet. You have beaten off the powers of other helmets and are sticking to the one true helmet. Stick well, my minions. Stay sticky.

Remember to keep up your end in the campaign for a character called Slee the Helmet Queen in the new series of Knightmare. Only this way can a new series be achieved. All who satisfy will be well rewarded in the kingdom of Gimpania!

I am highly pleased with your respect, except for Lord Fear. When I rule, his job will be to polish the helmet every morning. Let this be a lesson to you all.

"Ear. Who do you thinks you is, threatning his Fearship....errrrrrr Lordship."

"Skarkill's The name, I'm The Forums Resident Goblin Master."

"An I serves The Opposition."

"So Unless You has something I might be Intrested in Like Gold for example."

"I'LL CLAP THE IRONS ON YER."

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE............................LOVELY."

I see you have settled here with good intent, I must say that I am pleased

However, I am afraid that I cannot join your...alliance.

I fight and travel alone.

I hope that you find the followers you seek, and therefore reach your aim...Whatever that may be.

Enjoy your stay

I hope you are enjoying the helmets, and enjoying your stay on the forums.

I see you when you are alone with your own helmets, just as I was once alone with mine. Now I have legions of followers all begging to enter my secure fortress. Only the mightiest Helmet bearers will be admitted.

My kingdom is golden. Shower me with riches.

by the way - in the new series of Knightmare, can there be a character called Slee the Helmet Queen?

Using the power of my helmet, you can become invisible and, wielding your sword, slip undetected into any forbidden caves or crevasses that may hold jewells. you can fight through the undergrowth and stick it to the enemy.

Join me.

[to himself] sigh So many of the Grey, at least one of the Green.... but no-one follows the light when a cabaret swans into town and takes over....

At least this 'shine' will make this new apparition easy to detect and evade...

slinks off down the path, dinner will not catch itself...

What are these things you earthlings call "carry on films"? this is going way, way over my helmet.

Brollachan - believe me, my helmet is completely different. It is more powerful than you can possibly imagine. When fully polished off, it shines in the darkness.

=> Are you on the powers that be, the opposition, or neutral.

=> Is the helmet in the style of the original or new helmet of justice, or something completely different.

This whole thread's turning into a Carry On film...

Unity is the answer.

Helmet lovers - we must come together!

Join me, we must tell the world. we must no longer lock ourselves in a small darkened room to express our love for the helmet.