<![CDATA[Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!]]>Existing or made-up.

Treguard: Well I suppose that's just a slice of life team.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1208/re-let-s-think-of-some-bad-knightmare-puns-and-phrasesRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 15:02:23 GMTWed, 23 Jun 2004 17:51:57 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:39:49 GMT]]>Lord Fear's infamous play on words at the start of series 8

"In fact I can promise you, that when the great game begins, we're all going to have a ball....

a FIREBALL"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28154https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28154Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:39:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Sun, 01 Aug 2004 19:43:59 GMT]]>"No, Pickle, you are a halfwit elf, not a demented hunchback"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28135https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28135Sun, 01 Aug 2004 19:43:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Sun, 01 Aug 2004 19:39:30 GMT]]>One timeout sequence when Pickle says something like "The bells, the bells" and Treguards responce which I can't remember the exact words.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28134https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28134Sun, 01 Aug 2004 19:39:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Sun, 01 Aug 2004 13:58:34 GMT]]>Didn't Lord Fear say something along the lines of "The short cut will really be the short... cut!" when he sped up the Corridor of Blades near the end of S8?

When LF has a Medusa Eye... Skarkill says "Stone me, your fearship... lordship"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28129https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28129Sun, 01 Aug 2004 13:58:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 22 Jul 2004 14:23:38 GMT]]>Treguard: Enter Stranger... Ah, who brings the coal this new year?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28010https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28010Thu, 22 Jul 2004 14:23:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:36:53 GMT]]>From series 3

Tregaurd: "life is not all brawn and broadsword"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27992https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27992Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:36:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Tue, 20 Jul 2004 14:08:28 GMT]]>How about that awful pun Elita came up with just before she pan piped Skarkill in s 6?

"And now it's time for you to face the music."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27959https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27959Tue, 20 Jul 2004 14:08:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Sun, 18 Jul 2004 16:00:23 GMT]]>Treguard (series 3 Level 2 giant foot chamber)

"I suggest you step on it team before something steps on you"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27893https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27893Sun, 18 Jul 2004 16:00:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Sun, 18 Jul 2004 15:04:45 GMT]]>Treguard:

"Enter stranger whoosh sound well your no stranger than the last one"

NB: used in series 3

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27888https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27888Sun, 18 Jul 2004 15:04:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 15 Jul 2004 16:27:08 GMT]]>OK

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27761https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27761Thu, 15 Jul 2004 16:27:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 15 Jul 2004 16:25:04 GMT]]>plagarised from a certain conversation last night...

Treg: "...and remember when the fire burns, call 999"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27760https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27760Thu, 15 Jul 2004 16:25:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 08 Jul 2004 16:31:30 GMT]]>"You are on the edge of a ledge!" from Series 2, Episode 1.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27487https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27487Thu, 08 Jul 2004 16:31:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Wed, 07 Jul 2004 21:25:09 GMT]]>"Nice tea" scores 91 on the Awfulometer.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27478https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27478Wed, 07 Jul 2004 21:25:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Tue, 06 Jul 2004 23:03:19 GMT]]>There was also the 'Oooh. Vast sea' one. Anyway Going back to the Character names, Ah Wok in my opinion is a pun.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27421https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27421Tue, 06 Jul 2004 23:03:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:51:10 GMT]]>Yet I like it!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27400https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27400Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:51:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:38:48 GMT]]>
  • cringes *

    • That goes off the scale of bad puns and phrases.

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27399https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27399Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:38:48 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:26:44 GMT]]>Pickle, Series 4 (I think): 'New Forest? What's wrong with the old one?'

    Some of the character names in Knightmare were puns, such as Fatilla, Mildread, Skarkill and Aesandre. Of course, the name Knightmare itself is a pun - but a good one!

    Here is a Knightmare pun I put forward a while ago. I'm re-posting it not because of what I think of it, but because it caught a lot of people's attention at the time:

    Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

    Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?

    [Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27396https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27396Tue, 06 Jul 2004 14:26:44 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:28:52 GMT]]>Sorry to nit-pick but I think his surname might be Hess. As Treguard once said, "how would you like someone to get your name wrong?"

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27278https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27278Sat, 03 Jul 2004 19:28:52 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Fri, 02 Jul 2004 22:18:31 GMT]]>Thought you'd like to know that a few "friends" were umm.... prudent enough to ask Dickon.. ahem Mr. Hares whether he was on Knightmare or not, and got the following (true) reply

    Dickon, present day: " I wasnt just on Knightmare... I Won it!! Come on!!"

    That last sentence was right, i think. Or something like "come on"

    Now if that quote wasnt bad, i dont know what is...

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27245https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27245Fri, 02 Jul 2004 22:18:31 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 01 Jul 2004 20:57:45 GMT]]>Brother Mace: "Dickon? Ah, yes - have you not a brother who is a Dominican?"

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27202https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27202Thu, 01 Jul 2004 20:57:45 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 24 Jun 2004 20:30:50 GMT]]>Probably because its Mogdred and Mildread

    OK I'm picking nits, there's a few crawling about this forum

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26873https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26873Thu, 24 Jun 2004 20:30:50 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 24 Jun 2004 20:22:33 GMT]]>Treguard: No, team, for the last time, Mogred and Mildred are NOT related.

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26870https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26870Thu, 24 Jun 2004 20:22:33 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 24 Jun 2004 19:43:50 GMT]]>...not said in the actual episode!

    Pickle: "What happens if they step on two?"

    Treguard: "Then they'll be a clash of symbols, won't there!"

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26863https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26863Thu, 24 Jun 2004 19:43:50 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!! on Thu, 24 Jun 2004 19:34:54 GMT]]>Pickle: Dickon's got the horn master

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26860https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/26860Thu, 24 Jun 2004 19:34:54 GMT