<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[knightmare ..........honest!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i like knightmare but my father says chucklevision is better.  I had an argument with my father about this and it became so heated that the only way to settle it was over a game of pop up pirate which i consequently won haha! proving once and for all which is the most worthy! mwahahaha</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/125/knightmare-..........honest</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 09:25:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/125.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2003 23:36:01 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Fri, 24 Jan 2003 00:28:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">How dare you cast aspersions on Kerplunk! All the little marbles bounce off the straws and fall so yay! then you realise you forgot to turn the thing around after your go and all the marbles fall into your tray so you throw it out of the window and wait until the loud smashing noise before playing dominoes instead and stuff.</p>
<p dir="auto">So there!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2767</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2767</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Spoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2003 00:28:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Thu, 23 Jan 2003 22:29:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">GASP! how dare you! i was in a war you know! kerrplunk and buckaroo to you!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2762</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2762</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2003 22:29:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:12:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I think I can fit you up with a bottle o buckie...</p>
<ul>
<li>Hastily crosses out "Thrifty Rodenticide" with a black marker</li>
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<p dir="auto">Here you go!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2748</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2748</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Spoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:12:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:43:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> The Krankies! aaaaaargh!!!! eeeeeek the cross dressing midget! <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> :oFANDABBYDOSEY!!!!!!!! Jimmy Krankie or should i say Janet at weekends clad in a suit of shell heckles innocent shoppers round the back of IKEA proclaiming: 'toap quoality harry potter watches hen, ill do ye a deal ill do ye a deal toap quoality man! two for a fiver, come on im desperate for a bottle o buckie'</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2745</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2745</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2003 18:43:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Thu, 23 Jan 2003 04:42:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">How about the Krankies? Now THEY are scary... a married couple where the wife always dresses as a little boy. My mum dragged me with her to a panto starring them a couple of weeks ago (not of my free will) where I witnessed the most scarring image of my life.</p>
<p dir="auto">Jimmy. Krankie. As. 80's. Madonna.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>shudders</em> I'll never sleep again. And every time I hear "Material Girl" I'll start getting flashbacks...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2715</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2715</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2003 04:42:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Wed, 22 Jan 2003 13:12:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yes, along with Rentaghost - which is the same joke every week.  Edward Brayshaw is such a great actor - why wasn't he ever in anything else?  Hmmm...</p>
<p dir="auto">Here's hoping Dick n Dom's resurrection of 80s TV gets Jossy's Giants its first airing for many a year...its still relevant to kids out there - even if the hairstyles aren't.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2656</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2656</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[CedricTheMadMonk]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2003 13:12:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Wed, 22 Jan 2003 12:50:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It's in Dick n Dom every w/end as well!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2654</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2654</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rhea]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2003 12:50:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Tue, 21 Jan 2003 19:16:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Yep. Chucklevision's still on regular rotation on CBBC. Together with How 2 on CITV, they're just about the last remaining link to the good 'ole days.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I think Art Attack is still around too. I personally think Neil Buecannon (sp?) is scary individual. I mean, why on earth do I need to know how to make a 3d-Beach-At-Sunset sculpture using just a paper clip, a tub of mint choc ice cream and my nose?</p>
<p dir="auto">Actually, that could be quite entertaining ...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2619</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2619</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex_Smith]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2003 19:16:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 21:37:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">barry is the best chuckle brother (hes the little one right?) Paul is dairylea lunchables. He is always the root of all their problems yet he blames his hapless brother he makes me sick! and any good fortune that they do come across is usually brought about by barry although paul(the big one isnt he?) reaps all the credit for his own oversized, overtestosteroned ego.  i bet he wet the bed as a boy. Curse him! curse him to hell!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2559</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2559</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2003 21:37:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:34:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yep. Chucklevision's still on regular rotation on CBBC. Together with How 2 on CITV, they're just about the last remaining link to the good 'ole days.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2510</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2510</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Malefact]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2003 13:34:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Sat, 18 Jan 2003 16:25:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Ever tried to write with cheese?</p>
<p dir="auto">Chucklevision is still on, I think. I actually met Paul and Barry at a live show in Aberdeen, got a signed photo and everything. Impressed now, aren't you.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I may try that, may lighten up my History essay writing, not too sure if the lecturers will aprove however,.</p>
<p dir="auto">I yes I am impressed, the fact neither has been shot yet does shock me somewhat  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=d0be30d29f0" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
<p dir="auto">(no I don't honestly wish any shootings to take place....well, maybe one or two names I could think of [sheds of dark light appear on face], so many....)</p>
<p dir="auto">Did I say I like cheese?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2432</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2432</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2003 16:25:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Sat, 18 Jan 2003 11:22:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ever tried to write with cheese?</p>
<p dir="auto">Chucklevision is still on, I think. I actually met Paul and Barry at a live show in Aberdeen, got a signed photo and everything. Impressed now, aren't you.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2427</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2427</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DavidNewton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2003 11:22:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Sat, 18 Jan 2003 06:21:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I personaly disliked it.</p>
<p dir="auto">Are they still on at all?  Anywhere?  Doing anything?</p>
<p dir="auto">And I prefer cheese to a pencil any day, ever tasted a pencil??  :-X</p>
<p dir="auto">(Would like to point out he hasn't tried one.....but)</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2423</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2423</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2003 06:21:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to knightmare ..........honest! on Sat, 18 Jan 2003 00:31:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Pop-up pirate. Can't be beaten. &lt;¦-)</p>
<p dir="auto">Chucklevision was pretty good ("No slacking!") but I don't think it can beat Knightmare. They're completely different types of programme anyway, it's like saying pencils are better than cheese. Or something.</p>
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